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♥ My hair looks great when I haven't washed it for two days and just wake up without brushing it. I'm hesitant to do anything to it at all. On the third day, the straightening cream leaves it rather greasy so I have to wash it ^.^
♠ Men have no concept of size. Those that claim to have a large penis usually fit the peanut gallery and those that claim to have a small or 'average' sized one tend to surprise you. Take Weifang for instance.
♥ My cats have the cutest meows.
♠ Whoever invented the glue on envelopes really hates our tastebuds. I'm going to invent flavored ones. For some reason the sponge thingy keeps disappearing off my desk and I end up using my tongue anyway or getting a cup of water and dipping my finger in it which is ineffective and wind up taping the stupid thing.
♥ The smell of a stormy day is quite possibly one of the best things in the world.
♠ There is a small bit of consolation for women after suffering yearly pap exams: Prostate exams for men. But then to get even for this some sadistic bastard came up with mammograms.
♥ Hearing my children giggle is the most incredible sound in the world.
♠ At the least expected moment, when I'm relaxed, occupied, caught unaware, off-guard... (you get the idea) a spider will drop down right in front of my face.
♠ Men have no concept of size. Those that claim to have a large penis usually fit the peanut gallery and those that claim to have a small or 'average' sized one tend to surprise you. Take Weifang for instance.
♥ My cats have the cutest meows.
♠ Whoever invented the glue on envelopes really hates our tastebuds. I'm going to invent flavored ones. For some reason the sponge thingy keeps disappearing off my desk and I end up using my tongue anyway or getting a cup of water and dipping my finger in it which is ineffective and wind up taping the stupid thing.
♥ The smell of a stormy day is quite possibly one of the best things in the world.
♠ There is a small bit of consolation for women after suffering yearly pap exams: Prostate exams for men. But then to get even for this some sadistic bastard came up with mammograms.
♥ Hearing my children giggle is the most incredible sound in the world.
♠ At the least expected moment, when I'm relaxed, occupied, caught unaware, off-guard... (you get the idea) a spider will drop down right in front of my face.