My first visit to the Gynecologist:
Very, very unpleasant. YES, ladies and gentlemen, after all these years of procrastinating, I finally went to the gynecologist, and might I add that it's just as horrible as you might think, if worse. Unknowingly before I got there, I ended up having to strip down COMPLETELY naked and open myself completely to two stranger ladies, one a wrinkly old dyke, which is the one who shoved two fingers up my vaginer by the way. The speculum was extremely more painful than what I thought, and I had absolutely no idea what exactly they were doing down there. To my knowledge I thought they were just taking a Q-tip and sampling my insides, and thinking why would THAT be hurting so bad, but what I found out is that they were actually SNIPPING OFF MY INSIDES!! I don't care HOW small piece of my insides it is, the fact that the cut my insides and it's STILL hurting is really nauseating. Ahh. (what's even worse is that my ex boyfriend knows that is what they do, and still, not me. why am I always the only one left out of the loop!?) Anyways, I got perscribed on "the pill" for a couple of other reasons that i'm sure you readers DO NOT want to know about, and got my HPV shot. I'm dreading going back again in 3 months :(