Because I'm a sheep.

May 10, 2006 14:45


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rez!
  1. If you lace Rez from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Rez each year.
  3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Rez its 'Man of the Year'.
  4. Rez can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  5. The colour of Rez is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Rez became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Rez then it will stop you from crying.
  8. Rez kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  9. If you put a drop of liquor on Rez, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Rez supply.


*baaah*

Still.. pretty amusing. Mwee.
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