The Canon It Is A-Changin'!

[whiskybusiness]

A PPC Song -
The Canon It Is A-Changin'
apologies to Bob Dylan

Come gather 'round, characters, wherever you roam
And learn of a threat to your fictional home
And know that as your popularity's grown
There's all manner of strange things invadin'..
We must fight to defend it 'fore it's picked to the bone
For the canon it is a-changin'.

Come agents, assassins, all armed with your pens
And strike down the Sues as their sad tales they spin
But don't celebrate too soon, for they will rise again
And there's no tellin' who they'll be claimin'..
Still they may lose when they think they will win
For the canon it is a-changin'.

Come OCs and canons, please resist the call
Of the sporkworthy pairings that menace us all
For you'll only get hurt if in love you do fall
There are hormones all around and they're ragin'..
If you find the door locked, break a hole in the wall
For the canon it is a-changin'.

Come writers and reviewers throughout the land
And don't try to write what you can't understand
If spelling and grammar are beyond your command
And your language skills aren't worth savin'..
Then torment us no more, drop your pen from your hand
For the canon it is a-changin'.

The fics have been written, the curse has been cast
Of beautiful girls with mysterious pasts
The descriptions are too long, the plots move too fast
All applicable laws are fadin'..
But we'll end with a bang, we will fight to the last
For the canon it is a-changin'!