the son of god vs. the son of chi chi st. riggsrun

Jan 17, 2006 13:02

it started when rene gave me part of my birthday present - a glass orb, upon which was the image of jesus, arms outstretched, holes in palms, crown of thorns atop his head. i lovingly set this orb on the bookshelf, directly in front of, "diary of a drug fiend," by aleister crowley.

below the book shelf is beasley's food and water serving station, where he dines.

wanting an afternoon snack (or perhaps settling in to a late lunch), beasley began to nibble daintily on his kibbles - and suddenly - SMASH - !!!

the son of god took a mighty dive, unprovoked, from the top of the book shelf and plummeted, hitting beasley in the head and landing in the middle of his food dish.

beasley, as any of us would if jesus suddenly fell on our heads and onto our dinner plates, reacted with fear and surprise. he hid behind the sofa, warily eyeing the lord in his food bowl.

i have decided that this is a matter best left to beasley and jesus to work out between them.
who am i to intervene?
and so now it has become a standoff between the son of god and the son of chi chi st. riggsrun.
who will prevail?
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