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There's some issue with some drainage lines or some such going on under the brewery, and outside under Doc's garden, and some guy (for whom Liz is totally hot, even though she has been married since she got out of high school) who works for whoever is drilling accidentally hit a gas line, which means...Firemen are here!
Okay, so the firemen aren't that great, and one of them is a straight up jerk. One of them asked me to show them how the six pack sucker works (and they are mystified by its powers) and then how the beer gets bottled. The jerky one was unimpressed, because HE only drinks Budweiser (Dude, like you even count). They kept joking about drinking a beer, like it's even that big a deal. Like if they asked for one, we wouldn't just pour them one with a smile. Then the fireman notices that I am drinking Pride & Joy and makes several comments alluding to the fact that he thinks I don't do anything all day but drink. I would be insulted, but I'm too drunk to care. Time to clock out and go home!
I'm mostly kidding.
Okay, so the firemen aren't that great, and one of them is a straight up jerk. One of them asked me to show them how the six pack sucker works (and they are mystified by its powers) and then how the beer gets bottled. The jerky one was unimpressed, because HE only drinks Budweiser (Dude, like you even count). They kept joking about drinking a beer, like it's even that big a deal. Like if they asked for one, we wouldn't just pour them one with a smile. Then the fireman notices that I am drinking Pride & Joy and makes several comments alluding to the fact that he thinks I don't do anything all day but drink. I would be insulted, but I'm too drunk to care. Time to clock out and go home!
I'm mostly kidding.