If you were a centaur in a bar people would constantly touch your butt
You're a centaur in some stock fantasy setting and you and your friends decide to go to the human pub (they love you because a centaur can probably put away a *lot* of alcohol). Naturally you wouldn't take a table, since you don't sit so you and your friends would stand at the bar.
It seems like people would be constantly touching your butt. I mean, these are people who are around horses every day, and when you walk behind a horse that's what you do so the horse knows where you are and doesn't spook. You're at the bar so you butt is sticking out. People have to get past and there is probably a constant parade of people you don't know walking by and touching your butt.
It seems like people would be constantly touching your butt. I mean, these are people who are around horses every day, and when you walk behind a horse that's what you do so the horse knows where you are and doesn't spook. You're at the bar so you butt is sticking out. People have to get past and there is probably a constant parade of people you don't know walking by and touching your butt.