Where are the tissues?
My nose hurts. It's running away from me and I can't catch it.
from Amy
About 10 years ago...
1. I was 10 years old
2. My parents, brother, and I went to Ireland for a month
3. I fed a baby cow milk from a Guinness bottle (those crazy Irish people)
4. I played with a baby fox that my cousin had
About 5 years ago...
1. I was 15
2. I was driving up and down my driveway in order to polish up on my driving skills
3. I was a freshman in high school
4. I was finding out that there is a reason Latin is a dead language. It spawns psycho Latin teachers
About 2 years ago...
1. I was nearing the end of high school
2. I was trying to figure out which stupid college to attend
3. My rabbit died
4. I got pregnant...again (Hey, I felt the need to spice this up a bit)
About 1 year ago...
1. I had a film class with a creepy film teacher
2. I babysat the creepy film teacher’s son for three hours
3. The creepy film teacher’s son proceeded to cut himself on glass that he broke while I was babysitting and his parents were home
4. I declined babysitting for the creepy film teacher again
Today ...
1. I just got home from Mass
2. I am about to watch Buffy
3. I'm contemplating doing my Art homework
4. Being stared at by my bird in a devious way
I can’t remember anything about my past. I hate my memory span of a spoon. Stupid spoon. "There is no spoon..."
from Amy
About 10 years ago...
1. I was 10 years old
2. My parents, brother, and I went to Ireland for a month
3. I fed a baby cow milk from a Guinness bottle (those crazy Irish people)
4. I played with a baby fox that my cousin had
About 5 years ago...
1. I was 15
2. I was driving up and down my driveway in order to polish up on my driving skills
3. I was a freshman in high school
4. I was finding out that there is a reason Latin is a dead language. It spawns psycho Latin teachers
About 2 years ago...
1. I was nearing the end of high school
2. I was trying to figure out which stupid college to attend
3. My rabbit died
4. I got pregnant...again (Hey, I felt the need to spice this up a bit)
About 1 year ago...
1. I had a film class with a creepy film teacher
2. I babysat the creepy film teacher’s son for three hours
3. The creepy film teacher’s son proceeded to cut himself on glass that he broke while I was babysitting and his parents were home
4. I declined babysitting for the creepy film teacher again
Today ...
1. I just got home from Mass
2. I am about to watch Buffy
3. I'm contemplating doing my Art homework
4. Being stared at by my bird in a devious way
I can’t remember anything about my past. I hate my memory span of a spoon. Stupid spoon. "There is no spoon..."