My baby was towed away this morning. I have lost another Honda, but do not fret, I am filled with hope that this one will be coming back to me. My dad was changing the spark plugs in The Egg (my car) a few days ago. Got three changed and then the fourth one decided to snap off in the engine. My dad couldn’t get it out because it’s frozen in there and we couldn’t drive it to the mechanic, so the tow truck came this morning to get it to the mechanic. I had flashbacks of last summer when my beloved Honda died. Sigh.
Spent my day watching some Buffy and finishing a Stephen King book in my lovely hammock outside. It was actually chilly and I found myself wishing I had a blanket. But as I am a lazy person, I suffered through the cold until I finished the book. I’m such a tragic hero that way.
Have to work 8am until noon tomorrow. Not bad. Only four hours and I’m sure it’ll go by fast. Had the store had a bad sales day today I would have had off tomorrow, but it was a good day. I’ll deal. I’ve got off Wednesday so all is well. And I basically have off on Thursday except for 2 1/2 hours of babysitting to do in the afternoon.
Ahhh, summer.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Roman Catholicism
2. What religion were you raised as? good old RC
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes
6. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? marriage
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? as much as I try not to, there’s always a little shred of hope there
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? nope
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? nope
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no, because why the hell would I go to school or work in bad weather?
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? none really. I guess Pro-Life
2. What causes have you given money or time to? I have on occasion helped out with Pro-Life things and I did community service throughout high school and during my first semester of Junior year of college
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? went to Appalachia twice in high school for a week each time
4. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
5. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? all of my friends are still being given money by their parents, the lousy mooches
6. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I can’t really remember any friends in need
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? I actively dislike clowns, spiders, and bees. There’s just no use for any of those things
2. What did you do today that was really brave? ooo, I cleaned my room.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? are Jedi superheroes? Because Obi-Wan would top that list
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? ummm, I’d like to think so
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? some courage please
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? not that I can remember which is weird because I hate talking in front of people
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? depends on the situation and my mood
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? nope on both accounts
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? definitely find a way out. Just slap me on the butt and call me a draft dodger
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? I used to be until I realized many years ago that death is the easy way out and those people should be stuck in a solitary cell for the rest of their lives without any human contact, forced to think about what they did. Geez, I think I’m turning into a Quaker.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? honestly, I don’t give a rat’s ass either way
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I don’t follow that crap
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no because I loathe all politicians and they are not worthy of my time
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I can never get myself to focus on homework because of the pretty distractions
2. Do you collect anything? DVDs, books, music, men, shiny things, stickers
3. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
4. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
5. Do you feel that you obsess over things? of course
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Alex Trebek. Well, actually, the guy who comes up with all those questions and answers should really take the credit, but we’ll stick with Alex.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? not to my knowledge, but something makes me think I have
3. Do you take advice when it's given? when I feel like it
4. What area are you wisest in? I’m wisest when it comes to things no one needs to know
5. Do you drive defensively? sure. of course I do. yes.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? that it’s a bitch to get a nut off a screw thingie when it’s frozen. I also just learned that the preceding sentence doesn’t sound the way it was intended to sound.
Wrath
1. What is your weapon of choice? the raised eyebrow of contempt
2. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if it was necessary
3. How about of the same sex? if it was necessary
4. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I don’t know. I don’t think I anger people, per say, I think I just really irritate them
5. What is your pet peeve? people in general.
Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? exercise
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I think it was 1 or 2 in the afternoon. I was really sick. That never happened again because I find that to be really gross.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? ummm, Ewan?
4. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? unfortunately yes
5. When was the last time you got in a good workout? how about never
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? only twice, but the clock has three alarms that I set, so the one went off and I hit snooze and then the other went off a little later and I hit snooze. It’s complicated.
Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I don’t do overpriced or yuppie
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don’t do alcohol. So the greatest amount would consist of one sip.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? hahahahahahahahaha, that’s a good one
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah, but I deal.
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet and spicy. Love em.
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch? would you be frightened if I said yes for this one? good.
Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? that would be a big negative
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?) another big negative
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not staring
4. Have you "done it"? Doing it? no, I haven’t
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? mmm, shoulders, arms, back, face, feet, hair
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no and I feel very jealous towards people who have
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? the only thing I have is a debit card, but I just opened one for JCPenney and Kohl’s, but that was only to get the extra 15% off for opening one.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Best Buy and Hot Topic. Although I feel no guilt about shopping at those places
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? mmm, 52” plasma projection widescreen gorgeous TV I saw in the mall a few months ago. Although I’m sure the drooling was also a result of the fact that the “Your Song” part of Moulin Rouge was being played on the TV at the time.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Maybe initially, but as time went by and I began to chew off my own limbs in search of stimulation, I would probably quit
6. Have you ever stolen anything? one thing
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? there have been a load, but I burn them onto CDs and delete most of them from the hard drive to free up space
Pride
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? not gotten pregnant, become a smoker, done drugs, become an alcoholic, graduated high school with honors and made the Dean’s List every semester in college. That sounds good. Oh, you said one thing? Whoops.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? besides getting married, I actually want to be a good teacher and change some people’s lives somehow
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no. I got second place in my Junior year of high school in the Pine Wood Derby and I was quite thrilled with it. Not to mention the times I got second place during dancing competitions
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I don’t really do contests
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? a quiz here and there many many moons ago
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I cleaned my room
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I just want a car that runs. Actually, I really want Angela’s dad’s cruddy convertible.
2. Who would you want to go on 'Trading Spaces' with? I don’t watch the show so frankly, I don’t care
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? someone with a purpose to her existence and with a little more money in her pocket
4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I’ve always wanted better legs
5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? courage
6. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yes, I really wish I had come up with this ever so stimulating survey.
Off to watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s now.