After being physically and spiritually exhausted by the noble she-whale's lustful desires, and due to the rising tensions in Europe at the time, the two skiddaddled (Polish for "alighting on impishly small feet") to their favorite holiday spot on the Caspian Sea. There they crossed paths with one Gavrilo Princip, a young (if impressionable)Hungarian who at the time was serving as an intern/cabin boy on a Turkish Filth Scowl (the last of its kind: the S.S. "Lady's Predicament", which sank in 1901 after a fire resulting from a brawl that erupted during a "mutual mutiny" during which all hands on deck declared themselves captain.) They began to talk at great length to the lad, putting great rhetorical emphasis on the descriptions of Lady Hildegaard's bust, or as it was better known the "REAL BALKAN POWDER KEGS"(a bit of flagrant vulgarity taken from a recovered letter sent to the tiny pair from Napoleon II, a frequent partner in ribaldry) and his soon a desire to rid the world of dwarves soon posessed his very soul. However, being a man of little fortitude, he settled on the Habsburgs.
When questioned about their relation to the murderous fiend, the two struck off again, this time to the small island-nation of Cyprus, where they found a surplus of mustard seeds, Moldovian prostitutes, and absinthe. It was in a moment of inspiration brought on by "The Green Fairy" that allowed the two to develop a " mini-mustard distributor", a device for evenly slathering the famed yellow condiment onto the favorite snack-food of the era, "Col. Leopold Fussenbaum's Direct-From-The-Orient Girl-Child Shoulder Chips" (cannibalism was considered high fashion during the day, and the best came from the flesh pots of Bangkok). However, journal entries revealed that they planned to invent the device solely to be misused on their pock-marked ladies of ill-repute. Not long after completing the first schematics, unfortunately, the two passed, first Schrodinger of a syphilis-induced tea-drinking marathon that lasted three days, and Luttingerfell into an aging Fulton Steam Engine, the very device he used to power his beloved Loretta, a powerful mechanism he used used to violate his libido's quarry (his sexual appetites apparently knew no bounds, far beyond his small stature and sloping brow).
When questioned about their relation to the murderous fiend, the two struck off again, this time to the small island-nation of Cyprus, where they found a surplus of mustard seeds, Moldovian prostitutes, and absinthe. It was in a moment of inspiration brought on by "The Green Fairy" that allowed the two to develop a " mini-mustard distributor", a device for evenly slathering the famed yellow condiment onto the favorite snack-food of the era, "Col. Leopold Fussenbaum's Direct-From-The-Orient Girl-Child Shoulder Chips" (cannibalism was considered high fashion during the day, and the best came from the flesh pots of Bangkok). However, journal entries revealed that they planned to invent the device solely to be misused on their pock-marked ladies of ill-repute. Not long after completing the first schematics, unfortunately, the two passed, first Schrodinger of a syphilis-induced tea-drinking marathon that lasted three days, and Luttingerfell into an aging Fulton Steam Engine, the very device he used to power his beloved Loretta, a powerful mechanism he used used to violate his libido's quarry (his sexual appetites apparently knew no bounds, far beyond his small stature and sloping brow).
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