i have this theory.
the reason the 10 o'clock news is sooooo damn good/fucked is because they show all the stuff they didnt show you at 5. and the reason they didnt show you at 5 is because if everyone came home from a long ass shitty day at work, turned on the news, and only heard about dudes killing babies and planes crashing into shit everyone would kill themselves.
its the truth.
its the truth.