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[whiskeyagone]

i went to the bar tonight.

some black guy comes up to me

black piece of shit: you go to berklee right?

me: yes

black piece of shit: whats your name?

me: you don't remember me do you?

black piece of shit: no?

me: you grabbed my girlfriends ass at a party and said if i didnt cool down you'd rip my throat out. well i still want to kick that shit out of you right now.

black piece of shit: oh man, i'm really sorry. i have problems and was on a lot of drugs back then and i'm trying to straighten my life out right now. i feel like a total asshole.

me: so you don't think its weird that you're sitting here now at the bar with me knowing i want to kill you?

black piece of shit: not really

me: you know, one of the reasons i didnt kick your ass then was because i thought you might be gay

black piece of shit: well, i tried the whole gay thing, it was too hard on me.

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

loser.

the end