Oh, But The Witch Is Evil
The Witch is making holiday plans. December 25th is the appointed day for the Witch to go eat turkey with the Homicidal Maniac. The Witch is in possession of a ferret who possesses the following qualities: she has BO and dandruff, diarrhea and flatulence, and does not have much skill at using the litterbox. Here's an idea! How about we take said ferret, nicknamed Tillymonster Babycakes, down to Montreal with us? Should liven up the holidays a treat!