Spike/Pam Beesley!
Response to this meme. I think I got a wee bit too enthusiastic. In that I, um, seem to have ended up with Spike/Pam Beesley fic on my hands? It is not actual fic, in that it is not actually good. But there was some attempt to make it not MADE OF CRACK, even though they are. Because the thought of actual Pam/Spike was too made of .
Pam and Sylar got an unusual amount of attention in this meme.
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Spike
3. Sylar
4. Raven
5. Mohinder
6. Dean Winchester
7. Sam Winchester
8. Pam Beesly
9. River Tam
10. Dick Casablancas
8 and 2 fall in love. Tell me how!
Pam has some vacation time scheduled for after June 10th. She was going to go into work, but when her mom suggests taking the time off, Pam thinks about Michael and Angela and the desk where Ryan sits at now, then books a flight to California. LA, because for the past year her aunt has been sharing an apartment there with her aspiring-scriptwriter-boyfriend, Ned (who, for the record, is younger than Pam than she even likes to think about). They're loud at night, and Pam prefers to be out in the evening rather than stay in, listening to the sounds and wondering if she and Roy had been doing something wrong for even longer than she'd thought. She spends the money she saves on hotel rooms on drinks, and smiles at everyone. She even smiles at the British guy who catches her stealing his drink off his table, though he smiles first, which counts for something. She tells him she liked his poem, especially the one about his mom.
He's slimmer, not as tall as she's used to, and cold when he tucks his face into the crook of her neck, though the night air's hot and close. She slides hot fingers over those high cheekbones and under that leather jacket, and breathes warmth into his mouth like she can thaw them both out.
A week and half later, the night before she leaves, he calls her using the little slip of paper she barely remembers giving him afterward. He tells her he has nowhere to go and sounds tireder than she feels, and so three days later she's down the price of two plane tickets instead of one and has a sunlight-avoidant heap of leather and peroxide crashing on her couch and criticizing the quality and quantity of her alcohol stash, which is depleted within two days, anyway, though how he isn't dead from alcohol poisoning is a little beyond her. He's got fresh scars still healing and whimpers in his sleep. He's also got a fiendish grin and a way of making her laugh on the phone at work that makes her forget, for a little while, about looking up and seeing Ryan at that desk, and the broken-voiced voicemails that always say the same things, though they're about three years too late or more.
Most evenings she comes home to hot chocolate with little marshmallows in it, though it's August now. He gives her a kiss and a hot mug, and she feels warm.
Exactly how much delight would 6 derive from punching 1 in the nose?
A hell of a lot. I'm thinking the boys are hunting a dangerous warlock...and come across Draco instead. XD Dean doesn't know what mudbloods or Muggles are, but he's been looking for an excuse to pop the guy in his pointy nose since the second the whiny little bitch opened his mouth. Dean's none too happy to be in England, either, and he thinks Sam isn't actually too concerned about the witchcraft disturbances, and is starting to suspect he only dragged Dean across the pond (Without the Impala. On a plane.) following leads for the whole soul thing. So he's in a bad mood. This makes him feel a lot better, though. At least until the guy starts waving a stick around and Dean suddenly has booger bats coming out of his nose, which really kind of ruins his day.
3 and 7 have been serkrit lovahs for, like, ever, and now 8 and 4, their respective girl/boy friends, have found out about it. What is everyone's reaction, and in the end, who ends up with who?
Sylar and Sam have been sekkrit lovahs for ever and now Pam and Raven, their respective girlfriends, have found out. Pam and Raven used their investigative powers and Girl Power to team up and investigate this infidelity. Pam breaks up with Sylar then and there, though it is not so much for the gay affair as for the fact that during the climactic confrontational scene, which of course occurs in a seedy motel room with both Sylar and Sam unfettered by such pesky burdens as shirts, Sylar attempts to cut Raven's head open with his brain powers. Because let's not kid ourselves here, Sylar is going to be on those portal-teleportation-shield-telekinetic-healing powers of Raven's like a fat kid on crack-cocaine-frosted cake.
It'd only been a casual thing between Sylar and Pam anyway. He'd been passing through Pennsylvania on his way to New York with this Dominican girl he was getting really sick of. Pam'd been on the rebound, and it was supposed to be a one-night stand except that the sex was fantastic. He stayed around for a few days, and they kept in touch even after he left for New York. She didn't even know his name wasn't Gabriel.
Sam, on the other hand, is quite sad because he thought he and Sylar had bonded over their curse of demon powers (this is also how Sam ended up dating Raven). It turns out that Sylar has only been using Sam because he reminded Sylar of a certain someone, so Sam is left heartbroken, shirtless, and confused as Sylar and Raven blast through the wall and disappear into the distance, locked in EPIC BATTLE. Pam, not so heartbroken, obviously takes this opportunity to seduce Sam while he is vulnerable. Because she rocks, and their names rhyme and HOW CUTE IS THAT.
3 and 9 go trick-or-treating on Hallowe'en together. What do they dress up as and why?
River is a ninja. She steals Sylar's candy. Sylar is Zane Taylor because I miss the Chucks and band tees because I can't think of a better costume because he is hoping to seduce Mohinder with the power of NOSTALGIA and the inherent sex appeal of fake musicians BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE IT.
WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN.
Because seven is doomed to become Evil Demon Jesus, take over his Unholy Army, become Boy King of Hell, and make six his Beloved Consort. And then seven ate River Tam, for some reason.
If eight and three got trapped in a closet together, what would be on their respective minds other than "why am I in this goddamn closet and why don't I get out of it"?
Sylar would ask Pam unnervingly intense questions about if she ever felt she was special and stare at her forehead too much for comfort. Pam tells him nervously about the time she helped her boyfriend trick a coworker into thinking her boyfriend had telekinesis. Sylar seems disappointed, and shortly after Pam checks the closet door a sixth time to make sure it's not locked, and for some reason it opens this time.
Two and nine are cellmates in PRISON!
Heh, but with those two, not for long.
Two and three and nine are going on a road trip and they are debating what the music should be. What does each of them want to listen to, and who wins?
Sylar scoffs, because he ~above~ things like music. River cocks her head and says there already is music. It sounds like whales. Spike nods a little dubiously but not unkindly - she reminds him of Dru, just a bit, or maybe a lot - and fiddles with the radio knob, wondering why all the good bands went out with the bloody seventies.
5 and 10 get no love. So they pair up to become a crime-fighting duo! But one of them has a DARK SECRET. What is it, and what impact would it have on their crime-fighting adventures?
Mohinder Suresh and Dick Casablancas: UNSTOPPABLE DUO. I think I can see it! Wacky hijinks ensue when Dick thinks Elle is Veronica, and Mohinder thinks Veronica is Elle. It is discovered, with Mohinder's sleuthing skills and Dick's...um. Well, anyway, it is discovered that Veronica and Elle are long lost twins. They become archnemeses. Dick and Mohinder help Veronica out when they can, but they are also very preoccupied with fighting the evil forces of Sylar and Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb. Dick hides the fact that he has manifested powers himself - his blood actually is alcohol. His dark secret comes out when Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb gets the better of Dick - he had quite inexplicably failed to fall for their Zombie!Sheriff trap (bait: Claire in her cheerleading outfit?) - and starts gnawing on his leg. But Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb has little chance to get above the knee, let alone to Dick's brain, before he dies a second time from alcohol poisoning from Dick's blood.
Mohinder is still dubious as to whether this is an actual superpower of Dick's as Dick claims, or just a result of Dick's ridiculous blood alcohol content.
Pam and Sylar got an unusual amount of attention in this meme.
1. Draco Malfoy
2. Spike
3. Sylar
4. Raven
5. Mohinder
6. Dean Winchester
7. Sam Winchester
8. Pam Beesly
9. River Tam
10. Dick Casablancas
8 and 2 fall in love. Tell me how!
Pam has some vacation time scheduled for after June 10th. She was going to go into work, but when her mom suggests taking the time off, Pam thinks about Michael and Angela and the desk where Ryan sits at now, then books a flight to California. LA, because for the past year her aunt has been sharing an apartment there with her aspiring-scriptwriter-boyfriend, Ned (who, for the record, is younger than Pam than she even likes to think about). They're loud at night, and Pam prefers to be out in the evening rather than stay in, listening to the sounds and wondering if she and Roy had been doing something wrong for even longer than she'd thought. She spends the money she saves on hotel rooms on drinks, and smiles at everyone. She even smiles at the British guy who catches her stealing his drink off his table, though he smiles first, which counts for something. She tells him she liked his poem, especially the one about his mom.
He's slimmer, not as tall as she's used to, and cold when he tucks his face into the crook of her neck, though the night air's hot and close. She slides hot fingers over those high cheekbones and under that leather jacket, and breathes warmth into his mouth like she can thaw them both out.
A week and half later, the night before she leaves, he calls her using the little slip of paper she barely remembers giving him afterward. He tells her he has nowhere to go and sounds tireder than she feels, and so three days later she's down the price of two plane tickets instead of one and has a sunlight-avoidant heap of leather and peroxide crashing on her couch and criticizing the quality and quantity of her alcohol stash, which is depleted within two days, anyway, though how he isn't dead from alcohol poisoning is a little beyond her. He's got fresh scars still healing and whimpers in his sleep. He's also got a fiendish grin and a way of making her laugh on the phone at work that makes her forget, for a little while, about looking up and seeing Ryan at that desk, and the broken-voiced voicemails that always say the same things, though they're about three years too late or more.
Most evenings she comes home to hot chocolate with little marshmallows in it, though it's August now. He gives her a kiss and a hot mug, and she feels warm.
Exactly how much delight would 6 derive from punching 1 in the nose?
A hell of a lot. I'm thinking the boys are hunting a dangerous warlock...and come across Draco instead. XD Dean doesn't know what mudbloods or Muggles are, but he's been looking for an excuse to pop the guy in his pointy nose since the second the whiny little bitch opened his mouth. Dean's none too happy to be in England, either, and he thinks Sam isn't actually too concerned about the witchcraft disturbances, and is starting to suspect he only dragged Dean across the pond (Without the Impala. On a plane.) following leads for the whole soul thing. So he's in a bad mood. This makes him feel a lot better, though. At least until the guy starts waving a stick around and Dean suddenly has booger bats coming out of his nose, which really kind of ruins his day.
3 and 7 have been serkrit lovahs for, like, ever, and now 8 and 4, their respective girl/boy friends, have found out about it. What is everyone's reaction, and in the end, who ends up with who?
Sylar and Sam have been sekkrit lovahs for ever and now Pam and Raven, their respective girlfriends, have found out. Pam and Raven used their investigative powers and Girl Power to team up and investigate this infidelity. Pam breaks up with Sylar then and there, though it is not so much for the gay affair as for the fact that during the climactic confrontational scene, which of course occurs in a seedy motel room with both Sylar and Sam unfettered by such pesky burdens as shirts, Sylar attempts to cut Raven's head open with his brain powers. Because let's not kid ourselves here, Sylar is going to be on those portal-teleportation-shield-telekinetic-healing powers of Raven's like a fat kid on crack-cocaine-frosted cake.
It'd only been a casual thing between Sylar and Pam anyway. He'd been passing through Pennsylvania on his way to New York with this Dominican girl he was getting really sick of. Pam'd been on the rebound, and it was supposed to be a one-night stand except that the sex was fantastic. He stayed around for a few days, and they kept in touch even after he left for New York. She didn't even know his name wasn't Gabriel.
Sam, on the other hand, is quite sad because he thought he and Sylar had bonded over their curse of demon powers (this is also how Sam ended up dating Raven). It turns out that Sylar has only been using Sam because he reminded Sylar of a certain someone, so Sam is left heartbroken, shirtless, and confused as Sylar and Raven blast through the wall and disappear into the distance, locked in EPIC BATTLE. Pam, not so heartbroken, obviously takes this opportunity to seduce Sam while he is vulnerable. Because she rocks, and their names rhyme and HOW CUTE IS THAT.
3 and 9 go trick-or-treating on Hallowe'en together. What do they dress up as and why?
River is a ninja. She steals Sylar's candy. Sylar is Zane Taylor because I miss the Chucks and band tees because I can't think of a better costume because he is hoping to seduce Mohinder with the power of NOSTALGIA and the inherent sex appeal of fake musicians BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE IT.
WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN.
Because seven is doomed to become Evil Demon Jesus, take over his Unholy Army, become Boy King of Hell, and make six his Beloved Consort. And then seven ate River Tam, for some reason.
If eight and three got trapped in a closet together, what would be on their respective minds other than "why am I in this goddamn closet and why don't I get out of it"?
Sylar would ask Pam unnervingly intense questions about if she ever felt she was special and stare at her forehead too much for comfort. Pam tells him nervously about the time she helped her boyfriend trick a coworker into thinking her boyfriend had telekinesis. Sylar seems disappointed, and shortly after Pam checks the closet door a sixth time to make sure it's not locked, and for some reason it opens this time.
Two and nine are cellmates in PRISON!
Heh, but with those two, not for long.
Two and three and nine are going on a road trip and they are debating what the music should be. What does each of them want to listen to, and who wins?
Sylar scoffs, because he ~above~ things like music. River cocks her head and says there already is music. It sounds like whales. Spike nods a little dubiously but not unkindly - she reminds him of Dru, just a bit, or maybe a lot - and fiddles with the radio knob, wondering why all the good bands went out with the bloody seventies.
5 and 10 get no love. So they pair up to become a crime-fighting duo! But one of them has a DARK SECRET. What is it, and what impact would it have on their crime-fighting adventures?
Mohinder Suresh and Dick Casablancas: UNSTOPPABLE DUO. I think I can see it! Wacky hijinks ensue when Dick thinks Elle is Veronica, and Mohinder thinks Veronica is Elle. It is discovered, with Mohinder's sleuthing skills and Dick's...um. Well, anyway, it is discovered that Veronica and Elle are long lost twins. They become archnemeses. Dick and Mohinder help Veronica out when they can, but they are also very preoccupied with fighting the evil forces of Sylar and Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb. Dick hides the fact that he has manifested powers himself - his blood actually is alcohol. His dark secret comes out when Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb gets the better of Dick - he had quite inexplicably failed to fall for their Zombie!Sheriff trap (bait: Claire in her cheerleading outfit?) - and starts gnawing on his leg. But Zombie!Sheriff Don Lamb has little chance to get above the knee, let alone to Dick's brain, before he dies a second time from alcohol poisoning from Dick's blood.
Mohinder is still dubious as to whether this is an actual superpower of Dick's as Dick claims, or just a result of Dick's ridiculous blood alcohol content.