7 things
-by ayn-
There's a time when I feel the urge to post something entirely weird or wrong. And this is one of those time. XDDDI am supposed to post this on 31st August, huhu, but somehow the latest drama going on is more worthy to write. Ok, before you click on the fake cut, make sure you listen carefully to the song below. And, no, it's not 7 Things by Miley Cyrus...
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7 ♥
01. The political {soap} drama
Well, maybe some people might list it under the '7X' (lol, reminds me of A7X) but I do find it's pretty amusing. (guilty pleasure.../(*A*)/) I even wondered why the hell they didn't throw chair at each other, yet?! The parlimeantary session should win 'The Best Action Scenes In A TV Show' if there's any.
02. The education system
We, the students are gobsmacked like hell when a Korean/Japanese who speaks fairly well Engrish, will get applause and praises. But, we, who at least MUST be able to speak THREE languages are underrated. Hello, THREE languages? (and to be good in it..) At least? And what's with the 'Mathematics and Science In English' drama...we are certainly proud for our ability to speak THREE languages. It's certainly unfair for us who might be unemployed in the future for the lack of English and you who applaused a Korean/Japanese for speaking Engrish.
03. The 'lah'-suffix
Trust me, one day in near or far future, 'lah' will be in any dictionary around the world. So, yeah, I have this problem with people who despised -'lah' so much. What's wrong with it? We're Malaysian-lah! Oi, that's our identity what? And what's with that fake British accent? Speak rojak-lah...
04. The media vs. artist catfight
The media here is the boss. I just♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Fasha Sandha's(just Google her name, and you'll find some nasty comments on her) fight with the media. Can you just feel the ♥ in the air? Actually, there's no apparent reason for a group of people to isolate you, unless you've done some irrepairable damages. Let's send her to Japan to fling with Sawajiri Erika and se what these two 'media darling' can do TOGETHER...
05. Putrajaya
My dream is to live there someday. No litters; fresh air; organized community...Putrajaya is sooooo underrated. The scenery is very nice and trafic congestion is a rare view. You don't even have to have a fence because of the good security system. I still don't understand why people love KL so much...
06. Mamak stall
I als have problems with people who don't like 'teh tarik' or 'roti canai'. Sending letters to newspaper urging people to STOP drinking 'teh tarik' won't make any difference. Sweet thing is nice. And, furthermore;hello it's 'teh tarik', ok?! Ooh, mamak stall also got (lol M'sian slang to the end) big screen TV (which is a TV projection in case you wonder) open-air (which may lead to road accident because we literally sit by the side of road) and naan and nasi briyani and chicken tandoori and teh ais...
07. Reading habits
Seriously, I don't give a -toot- about the statistics on Malaysian reading habits, 2 books per year. Ngaaa? Ooo...just drop by MidValley's MPH and you'll know how wrong it can be. There's like people like everywhere like holding like books or like reading it. WOW! The catch is, they don't buy it, they only lurk (or leech) and open the plastic (ohmygawd!), 'lepak' at a corner, read and left. (or 'blah' in this case.) Malaysian=freeloaders. And you never wonder why the mamak at the magazine store put up a "DON'T READ" sign? Sheesh.
7X
(lol told you, reminds me of A7X!)
01. EPL
If you really do as I told you (that is to listen to that song above!) you'll know-lah. Owh yeah, we certainly don't have a Malaysian league cause people here live here for EPL. And then, spending some HUUUGE amount of money on friendship match between their favourite EPL team and MALAYSIA team; only to see their own country being made a fool of. And yeah; WHATTAF----
02. Biased media
My father didn't really like to buy newspaper just for the sole reason he feels that it is indeed biased and one-sided. He since long ago promotes for Net awareness which means he only read blogs and Hotmail Today for news. A conversation with a friend who I rather unnamed who supported a certain 'Libra' party.
Friend: Ah, the crescent wins. The news must show bad story of our 'negeri'. That's why I don't want them to win.
Me: So...you're saying they're biased?
Friend: Duh...
Me: (friggin' stupd person...)
03. Indie-wannabe-gig-goers
No, this is not about the bands. This is about the goers who called themselves 'patriotic'. 'Patriotic' much-lah? Still don't understand why do you need to brag about it and post some incredible stupid things about something you don't know. This is for my friend;"Oi, you, your fav. indie band is currently idolising my favourite bands(see the plural?!) which make me in the same league as your favourite band. And how you despised my choice of music is the same as you despised your favourite band." Wheew...that's some long one. You're a stoohpeed person...
04. TV-shows
I don't have any idea why some people who can't speak Malay but unfortunately have to because the script told him/her to do so...and ends up speaking it in such a heavy accents of -God-knows-where-you're-from. "Mewngapew kaou katew begitew?" If you can't speak Malay, just don't. (unless you want to end up as a bad joke~)
05. Music
Gosh, stp the endless+useless debate over the 'current' situation in music industry. Just talk, talk & talk? Where's the action people? Limiting this, limiting that, I don't see the damn differences! I don't understand why the censorship board must censored 'ass' but not 'pinggul',...do I need to say more? I thought it's the same thing....>.<" [and stop bashing Mawi, people! he just did what people expect him to do, to be famous than you!XDDDD]
06. Oh, gossip blog!
I just hate you retarded psters to post in so retarded language and your need to bash smeone you didn't even know. L O L. Stop stoohpeedfying(retarded, nonetheless!) yourself for popularity cause they're hot and you flop. Owh, that line makes me wanna sing 'Love Me Hate The Game' by m-flo.
07. Retarded typing
CUTEZ...GURLZ Itz juz notz coolz [sorry to my two dear friends, but I just can't...can't...]
There's a time when I feel the urge to post something entirely weird or wrong. And this is one of those time. XDDDI am supposed to post this on 31st August, huhu, but somehow the latest drama going on is more worthy to write. Ok, before you click on the fake cut, make sure you listen carefully to the song below. And, no, it's not 7 Things by Miley Cyrus...
Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
7 ♥
01. The political {soap} drama
Well, maybe some people might list it under the '7X' (lol, reminds me of A7X) but I do find it's pretty amusing. (guilty pleasure.../(*A*)/) I even wondered why the hell they didn't throw chair at each other, yet?! The parlimeantary session should win 'The Best Action Scenes In A TV Show' if there's any.
02. The education system
We, the students are gobsmacked like hell when a Korean/Japanese who speaks fairly well Engrish, will get applause and praises. But, we, who at least MUST be able to speak THREE languages are underrated. Hello, THREE languages? (and to be good in it..) At least? And what's with the 'Mathematics and Science In English' drama...we are certainly proud for our ability to speak THREE languages. It's certainly unfair for us who might be unemployed in the future for the lack of English and you who applaused a Korean/Japanese for speaking Engrish.
03. The 'lah'-suffix
Trust me, one day in near or far future, 'lah' will be in any dictionary around the world. So, yeah, I have this problem with people who despised -'lah' so much. What's wrong with it? We're Malaysian-lah! Oi, that's our identity what? And what's with that fake British accent? Speak rojak-lah...
04. The media vs. artist catfight
The media here is the boss. I just♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Fasha Sandha's(just Google her name, and you'll find some nasty comments on her) fight with the media. Can you just feel the ♥ in the air? Actually, there's no apparent reason for a group of people to isolate you, unless you've done some irrepairable damages. Let's send her to Japan to fling with Sawajiri Erika and se what these two 'media darling' can do TOGETHER...
05. Putrajaya
My dream is to live there someday. No litters; fresh air; organized community...Putrajaya is sooooo underrated. The scenery is very nice and trafic congestion is a rare view. You don't even have to have a fence because of the good security system. I still don't understand why people love KL so much...
06. Mamak stall
I als have problems with people who don't like 'teh tarik' or 'roti canai'. Sending letters to newspaper urging people to STOP drinking 'teh tarik' won't make any difference. Sweet thing is nice. And, furthermore;hello it's 'teh tarik', ok?! Ooh, mamak stall also got (lol M'sian slang to the end) big screen TV (which is a TV projection in case you wonder) open-air (which may lead to road accident because we literally sit by the side of road) and naan and nasi briyani and chicken tandoori and teh ais...
07. Reading habits
Seriously, I don't give a -toot- about the statistics on Malaysian reading habits, 2 books per year. Ngaaa? Ooo...just drop by MidValley's MPH and you'll know how wrong it can be. There's like people like everywhere like holding like books or like reading it. WOW! The catch is, they don't buy it, they only lurk (or leech) and open the plastic (ohmygawd!), 'lepak' at a corner, read and left. (or 'blah' in this case.) Malaysian=freeloaders. And you never wonder why the mamak at the magazine store put up a "DON'T READ" sign? Sheesh.
7X
(lol told you, reminds me of A7X!)
01. EPL
If you really do as I told you (that is to listen to that song above!) you'll know-lah. Owh yeah, we certainly don't have a Malaysian league cause people here live here for EPL. And then, spending some HUUUGE amount of money on friendship match between their favourite EPL team and MALAYSIA team; only to see their own country being made a fool of. And yeah; WHATTAF----
02. Biased media
My father didn't really like to buy newspaper just for the sole reason he feels that it is indeed biased and one-sided. He since long ago promotes for Net awareness which means he only read blogs and Hotmail Today for news. A conversation with a friend who I rather unnamed who supported a certain 'Libra' party.
Friend: Ah, the crescent wins. The news must show bad story of our 'negeri'. That's why I don't want them to win.
Me: So...you're saying they're biased?
Friend: Duh...
Me: (friggin' stupd person...)
03. Indie-wannabe-gig-goers
No, this is not about the bands. This is about the goers who called themselves 'patriotic'. 'Patriotic' much-lah? Still don't understand why do you need to brag about it and post some incredible stupid things about something you don't know. This is for my friend;"Oi, you, your fav. indie band is currently idolising my favourite bands(see the plural?!) which make me in the same league as your favourite band. And how you despised my choice of music is the same as you despised your favourite band." Wheew...that's some long one. You're a stoohpeed person...
04. TV-shows
I don't have any idea why some people who can't speak Malay but unfortunately have to because the script told him/her to do so...and ends up speaking it in such a heavy accents of -God-knows-where-you're-from. "Mewngapew kaou katew begitew?" If you can't speak Malay, just don't. (unless you want to end up as a bad joke~)
05. Music
Gosh, stp the endless+useless debate over the 'current' situation in music industry. Just talk, talk & talk? Where's the action people? Limiting this, limiting that, I don't see the damn differences! I don't understand why the censorship board must censored 'ass' but not 'pinggul',...do I need to say more? I thought it's the same thing....>.<" [and stop bashing Mawi, people! he just did what people expect him to do, to be famous than you!XDDDD]
06. Oh, gossip blog!
I just hate you retarded psters to post in so retarded language and your need to bash smeone you didn't even know. L O L. Stop stoohpeedfying(retarded, nonetheless!) yourself for popularity cause they're hot and you flop. Owh, that line makes me wanna sing 'Love Me Hate The Game' by m-flo.
07. Retarded typing
CUTEZ...GURLZ Itz juz notz coolz [sorry to my two dear friends, but I just can't...can't...]