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As a new 'MLP enthusiast' (not brony), Ive enjoyed some of the fun little songs they sing in some episodes. The one for hearts and hooves day is my favorite, since it covers my favorite but seldom used types of ponies, The stallions.
This is how the bulk of it goes and is sung by the young ponies, Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetiepie (or Sweetiebelle, I cant remember).
This ones too young (Joystick)
This one too old
He clearly has a terrible cold (Hayfever)
This ones too silly (Clip Clop)
He's too uptight (Persnickity)
what about this one, he seems alright (Caramel)
How 'bout this one? He's far too flashy (Hairy Tipper)
He might be good, if he werent so splashy! (Dr. Whooves)
Too Short (Shortstuff)
Too Tall (G. Raffe)
Too clean (Squeaky Clean)
too smelly (Pigpen)
Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly... (Hugh Jelly)
Doing anything special for hearts and hooves day?
Oh please, oh please, oh please say...Nope (Big McIntosh)
So they take ages running around the town, slagging off all the stallions, before finally settling on the stallion I would have started with! I know its a bit creepy and sad, but I really do have a thing for Big Mac!