post con insanity looms ugly
It is so hard to get out of the con mindset when you spend two or three days living like you truly believe you were meant to live... restrictions be damned, balls to the wall freedom and trust. Coming back into the real world kind of slaps you in the face with its meaty dick and says 'down boy... rules apply here'. I truly hate the real world at times but it does have its moments of silliness and bizarre brainfarts.
On the plane to Baltimore on Monday, and still glowing from the fun, make that wonderful fun, of POC. My mindset was still that of dominance and sexual freedom which sadly can get you into trouble out here. That being said, I am sitting on the plane nest to a cute redhead in a summer dress which kept riding up her thighs in a very naughty fashion. I tried to be a good boy and not pay attention but during the next hour and a half I kept coming back to those white thighs that only redheads can have... I kept imagining my hands slipping over to her seat and caressing her thigh... feeling her legs open just slightly in acceptance.
Got to stop for a sec... damn....
Anyway, in an effort to keep my thoughts from what I would and could do to this lady during the next hour of the trip, I tried to stare straight ahead or into the aisle but that presented its own problem in the form of a shapely stewardess in a sexy uniform that truly accented her shapely ass. At one point I turned away from the redhead only to look directly into the stewardesses backside as she helped the person in the row next to me. For one second, I was truly sure that I could lean over and take a bite out of this woman. Feel the fabric of her uniform slide over my teeth as I just nipped her. Then reality crashed in and reminded me that "not a con anymore pat" and "you travel for a living, don't get kicked off of Delta...dumnass.".
My headspace is so strange right now...
As for the silliness. I was doing a pharmacy this morning and a old german man walks in looking for the radiology department. I explained that I was just working there for the day and he should go ask the security guard. He didn't seem to understand and proceeded to explain that he was coming from another hospital and was told to come here for 8:30. This was fine until he said the one thing I don't think germans will be allowed to say for several more decades...
"I was told to come here at 8:30...I was just following orders"
I almost fell on my ass.
I had to complete my job, the whole time looking at this old man and thinking of that expression. Fought giggle attacks about every 5 minutes till I could get out of there.
Ah well, Have ridiculously early job in the morning so must get sleep and iron and shower and eat and etc...
On the plane to Baltimore on Monday, and still glowing from the fun, make that wonderful fun, of POC. My mindset was still that of dominance and sexual freedom which sadly can get you into trouble out here. That being said, I am sitting on the plane nest to a cute redhead in a summer dress which kept riding up her thighs in a very naughty fashion. I tried to be a good boy and not pay attention but during the next hour and a half I kept coming back to those white thighs that only redheads can have... I kept imagining my hands slipping over to her seat and caressing her thigh... feeling her legs open just slightly in acceptance.
Got to stop for a sec... damn....
Anyway, in an effort to keep my thoughts from what I would and could do to this lady during the next hour of the trip, I tried to stare straight ahead or into the aisle but that presented its own problem in the form of a shapely stewardess in a sexy uniform that truly accented her shapely ass. At one point I turned away from the redhead only to look directly into the stewardesses backside as she helped the person in the row next to me. For one second, I was truly sure that I could lean over and take a bite out of this woman. Feel the fabric of her uniform slide over my teeth as I just nipped her. Then reality crashed in and reminded me that "not a con anymore pat" and "you travel for a living, don't get kicked off of Delta...dumnass.".
My headspace is so strange right now...
As for the silliness. I was doing a pharmacy this morning and a old german man walks in looking for the radiology department. I explained that I was just working there for the day and he should go ask the security guard. He didn't seem to understand and proceeded to explain that he was coming from another hospital and was told to come here for 8:30. This was fine until he said the one thing I don't think germans will be allowed to say for several more decades...
"I was told to come here at 8:30...I was just following orders"
I almost fell on my ass.
I had to complete my job, the whole time looking at this old man and thinking of that expression. Fought giggle attacks about every 5 minutes till I could get out of there.
Ah well, Have ridiculously early job in the morning so must get sleep and iron and shower and eat and etc...