Application
Dear Idol Community:
Thank you for your consideration of my application for participation. Below please find my relevant details and experience.
Height:
Six inches taller than all women in Mumbai and four inches taller than all men.
Weight:
Within the five-pound window between Can Hold Up Acrobatic Partner Without Shaking and Can Get Butt Over Head And Turn Upside Down On The Damn Trapeze.
Hair:
Chic Auburn when it’s on sale, otherwise whatever it says on the box this month.
Eyes:
One closed, one squinting at the phone while answering as many emails as possible before getting out of bed.
Religious Affiliation:
Hit on by Buddhist monk at sacred tree where Buddha attained enlightenment; hit on by Episcopalian priest at funeral of grandmother (mine).
Home:
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Number of Days at Home (2013):
46
Number of Days at Home (2014):
0
Locations So Far This Year:
Nepal, Dubai, Salt Lake City, Florida, Dubai, Florida.
Locations Upcoming:
Memphis, Michigan, Dubai
Work Experience:
Actor, director, professor, fire-eater, aerialist, event manager, writer.
Places I Have Been Where I Was Not Supposed To Be:
On the stage of the musical Chicago in the West End; driving across Bulgaria with two drunk mimes in the backseat; Albania; out in public with a man I’m not related to in the Middle East; my entire first year of college.
Languages In Which I Can Discuss The Weather But Not Talk About God:
Japanese, Czech, Hindi, ASL, Italian, French, Catalan, Albanian, Macedonian, Serbo-Croatian, German (with Austrian accent), Dutch, Afrikaans.
Languages In Which I Can Talk About God:
English, barely.
Number of Relationships Fucked Up Through A Combination Of Bad Behavior And Entitlement:
3
Number of Relationships Where “Bisexual” Meant “He’s Not Out To His Family Yet”:
1
Number of Relationships In Which The Jury Is Still Out:
1
Number of Cats:
3 (non-custodial)
Number of Posts To Green Room Deliberately Intended To Stir Controversy:
I plead the Fifth.
References available on request.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Allison
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whipchick can't believe she let Gary suck her into this again.
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Thank you for your consideration of my application for participation. Below please find my relevant details and experience.
Height:
Six inches taller than all women in Mumbai and four inches taller than all men.
Weight:
Within the five-pound window between Can Hold Up Acrobatic Partner Without Shaking and Can Get Butt Over Head And Turn Upside Down On The Damn Trapeze.
Hair:
Chic Auburn when it’s on sale, otherwise whatever it says on the box this month.
Eyes:
One closed, one squinting at the phone while answering as many emails as possible before getting out of bed.
Religious Affiliation:
Hit on by Buddhist monk at sacred tree where Buddha attained enlightenment; hit on by Episcopalian priest at funeral of grandmother (mine).
Home:
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Number of Days at Home (2013):
46
Number of Days at Home (2014):
0
Locations So Far This Year:
Nepal, Dubai, Salt Lake City, Florida, Dubai, Florida.
Locations Upcoming:
Memphis, Michigan, Dubai
Work Experience:
Actor, director, professor, fire-eater, aerialist, event manager, writer.
Places I Have Been Where I Was Not Supposed To Be:
On the stage of the musical Chicago in the West End; driving across Bulgaria with two drunk mimes in the backseat; Albania; out in public with a man I’m not related to in the Middle East; my entire first year of college.
Languages In Which I Can Discuss The Weather But Not Talk About God:
Japanese, Czech, Hindi, ASL, Italian, French, Catalan, Albanian, Macedonian, Serbo-Croatian, German (with Austrian accent), Dutch, Afrikaans.
Languages In Which I Can Talk About God:
English, barely.
Number of Relationships Fucked Up Through A Combination Of Bad Behavior And Entitlement:
3
Number of Relationships Where “Bisexual” Meant “He’s Not Out To His Family Yet”:
1
Number of Relationships In Which The Jury Is Still Out:
1
Number of Cats:
3 (non-custodial)
Number of Posts To Green Room Deliberately Intended To Stir Controversy:
I plead the Fifth.
References available on request.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Allison
_______________________________________________________
whipchick can't believe she let Gary suck her into this again.
.