BUTTS WILL BE F'ED

[whinter]

so yesterday was just a very good day. i was in a really good mood like all day. I woke up, went tanning, and dropped off ashley's stuff at her house. wow i don't think a person has ever been in deeper shit. Lauren VanBeckum is in a lot of trouble too. I came home and just hung out here and was lazy as crap. Bri came over and i made chili with my

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[missdevine]

This is what you say.
"Mr. Police, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??"
I'm pretty sure after you say Whinter Andersson, they'll let you go.

[whinter]

lmao Mr. police.
I love you both.

[missdevine]

Be sure to put on your caddiest voice you have. It's sure to work.