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I Hate My Roommate
Entry #2
YOU ARE NOT A CHEESE CONNOISSEUR
YOU ARE A JUST A DOUCHEBAG
So, right now they’re in the room studying. It’s almost midnight. I have been home from work for a little while. It’s really annoying that they’re here. They’re making a big deal about a test that is not a big deal. I’ve taken this test before and it’s not that bad. I think they just like to exaggerate what’s going on in their lives to make themselves seem important. “Oh my God. You’re not taking this course, so you don’t understand how hard it is!!!” “You’re right. I took it last year with the same professor, but I’m sure over the summer, he revised it and made it so hard that only the most elite form of student can ever hope to even pass his tests. I don’t think so.” I really hate them all. There’s three of them now. There’s the trolls and a friend, who is equally as weird, if not worse. He likes cheese too. Uh, they’re going to eat cheese now. Fantastic. Well, good. I’m glad. I’m going to kill everyone in this room. I’m the only one that deserves to live.
Here's what has pissed me off:
1. They're studying with the crack light on.
2. It's after midnight.
3. Matt has an annoying voice/face/clothes/being
and he thinks he knows everything.
4. Marissa yells when she's trying to say something
"important" so that whoever is talking can't be
heard.
5. They are all masters of cheese and politics.
6. Marissa is so rude and selfish. I clearly want to sleep.
7. FAGGOTS
Entry #2
YOU ARE NOT A CHEESE CONNOISSEUR
YOU ARE A JUST A DOUCHEBAG
So, right now they’re in the room studying. It’s almost midnight. I have been home from work for a little while. It’s really annoying that they’re here. They’re making a big deal about a test that is not a big deal. I’ve taken this test before and it’s not that bad. I think they just like to exaggerate what’s going on in their lives to make themselves seem important. “Oh my God. You’re not taking this course, so you don’t understand how hard it is!!!” “You’re right. I took it last year with the same professor, but I’m sure over the summer, he revised it and made it so hard that only the most elite form of student can ever hope to even pass his tests. I don’t think so.” I really hate them all. There’s three of them now. There’s the trolls and a friend, who is equally as weird, if not worse. He likes cheese too. Uh, they’re going to eat cheese now. Fantastic. Well, good. I’m glad. I’m going to kill everyone in this room. I’m the only one that deserves to live.
Here's what has pissed me off:
1. They're studying with the crack light on.
2. It's after midnight.
3. Matt has an annoying voice/face/clothes/being
and he thinks he knows everything.
4. Marissa yells when she's trying to say something
"important" so that whoever is talking can't be
heard.
5. They are all masters of cheese and politics.
6. Marissa is so rude and selfish. I clearly want to sleep.
7. FAGGOTS