Book Passage, 2005
Clerk: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Neil Gaiman?
Me: Yes.
The Other Change of Hobbit, 2006
Co-owner: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Neil Gaiman?
Me: Yes.
Borders Books, 2007
Clerk: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Neil Gaiman?
Me: Yes, they have.
Clerk: You don't sound like him, though. He's British.
I don't look like Neil Gaiman.