Dr. Horrible's Sing along blog quotes
Favorite quotes from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
Act one
"A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death whinny?" -- Dr. Horrible
"It's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo. Because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it." -- Dr. Horrible
"Okay, dude, you're not my nemesis. My nemesis is Capt. Hammer. Capt. Hammer corporate tool. He dislocated my shoulder. Again. Last week. Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay. I don't have time for a grudge match with every poseur in a parka. " -- Dr. Horrible
"With my freeze ray I will stop, the world." -- Dr. Horrible
"That's the plan, rule the world, you and me, any day." -- Dr. Horrible
"Stand back everyone, nothin' here to see. Just standin' danger and in the middle of it me. Yes, Capt. Hammer's here. Hair blowin' in the breeze. The day needs my saving expertise. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Seems destiny ends with me saving you. The only doom that's looming is loving me to death. I'll give you a second to catch your breath." -- Capt. Hammer
"It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacey, gently wafting curtains." -- Capt. Hammer
Act two
"I cannot believe my eyes, how the world's full of filth and lies. But it's plain to see, evil inside of me, is on the rise." -- Dr. Horrible
"Listen close to everybody's heart and hear the breaking sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground." -- Dr. Horrible
"What a crazy random happenstance." -- Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible)
"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface."
"And sometimes there's a third even deeper level. And that one's the same as the top surface one."
"Huh!?"
"Like with pie...so you gonna see him again?" -- Penny and Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible)
"All right, the wait is over. This my friends, is my freeze ray. Which, with the addition of the Wonderflonium I obtained at my famously successful heist last week...I say successful in that I achieved my objective. It was less successful in that I inadvertantly introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams and he's taking her out on dates and they're probably going to french kiss or something..." -- Dr. Horrible
"So, as of tonight, I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes to plan, which it will because I hold a Ph D in Horribleness." -- Dr. Horrible
"Capt. Hammer threw a car at my head." -- Dr. Horrible
"Now assassination is just the only way. There will be blood, it might be yours, so go kill someone signed Bad Horse." -- Bad Horse Cowboys
"Kill someone?"
"Would you do it? To get into the Evil League of Evil?"
"Look at me man, I'm Moist. At my most bad-ass I make people want to take a shower. I'm not ELE material."
"Killing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style." -- Moist (evil sidekick) and Dr. Horrible
"I want to be an achiever -- like Bad Horse."
"The Thoroughbred of Sin?"
"I meant Ghandi." -- Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible) and Penny
"These are not the hammer. The hammer is my penis." -- Capt. Hammer
"And Penny will see the evil me, not a joke not a dork not a failure and she may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia." -- Dr. Horrible
Act Three
"So they say he saved her life.
They say she works with the homeless and doesn't eat meat
We have a problem with her.
This is his hair!" -- Capt. Hammer Groupies
"This is so nice, I just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff." Capt. Hammer
"Justice has a name and the name that it has besides Justice is Capt. Hammer." -- Mayor
"Home is where the heart is , so the real home's in your chest." -- Capt. Hammer
"Everyone's a hero in their own way. Everyone can blaze a hero's trail. Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin tard, you will prevail." -- Capt. Hammer
"Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like. Oh mama. Someone maternal!" -- Capt. Hammer
"Now the nightmare's real. Now Dr. Horrible is here, to make you quake with fear. To make the whole world kneel. And I won't feel... a thing." -- Dr. Horrible and Billy Buddy
Act one
"A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death whinny?" -- Dr. Horrible
"It's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo. Because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it." -- Dr. Horrible
"Okay, dude, you're not my nemesis. My nemesis is Capt. Hammer. Capt. Hammer corporate tool. He dislocated my shoulder. Again. Last week. Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay. I don't have time for a grudge match with every poseur in a parka. " -- Dr. Horrible
"With my freeze ray I will stop, the world." -- Dr. Horrible
"That's the plan, rule the world, you and me, any day." -- Dr. Horrible
"Stand back everyone, nothin' here to see. Just standin' danger and in the middle of it me. Yes, Capt. Hammer's here. Hair blowin' in the breeze. The day needs my saving expertise. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Seems destiny ends with me saving you. The only doom that's looming is loving me to death. I'll give you a second to catch your breath." -- Capt. Hammer
"It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacey, gently wafting curtains." -- Capt. Hammer
Act two
"I cannot believe my eyes, how the world's full of filth and lies. But it's plain to see, evil inside of me, is on the rise." -- Dr. Horrible
"Listen close to everybody's heart and hear the breaking sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground." -- Dr. Horrible
"What a crazy random happenstance." -- Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible)
"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface."
"And sometimes there's a third even deeper level. And that one's the same as the top surface one."
"Huh!?"
"Like with pie...so you gonna see him again?" -- Penny and Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible)
"All right, the wait is over. This my friends, is my freeze ray. Which, with the addition of the Wonderflonium I obtained at my famously successful heist last week...I say successful in that I achieved my objective. It was less successful in that I inadvertantly introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams and he's taking her out on dates and they're probably going to french kiss or something..." -- Dr. Horrible
"So, as of tonight, I am in the Evil League of Evil if all goes to plan, which it will because I hold a Ph D in Horribleness." -- Dr. Horrible
"Capt. Hammer threw a car at my head." -- Dr. Horrible
"Now assassination is just the only way. There will be blood, it might be yours, so go kill someone signed Bad Horse." -- Bad Horse Cowboys
"Kill someone?"
"Would you do it? To get into the Evil League of Evil?"
"Look at me man, I'm Moist. At my most bad-ass I make people want to take a shower. I'm not ELE material."
"Killing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style." -- Moist (evil sidekick) and Dr. Horrible
"I want to be an achiever -- like Bad Horse."
"The Thoroughbred of Sin?"
"I meant Ghandi." -- Billy Buddy (Dr. Horrible) and Penny
"These are not the hammer. The hammer is my penis." -- Capt. Hammer
"And Penny will see the evil me, not a joke not a dork not a failure and she may cry but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia." -- Dr. Horrible
Act Three
"So they say he saved her life.
They say she works with the homeless and doesn't eat meat
We have a problem with her.
This is his hair!" -- Capt. Hammer Groupies
"This is so nice, I just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff." Capt. Hammer
"Justice has a name and the name that it has besides Justice is Capt. Hammer." -- Mayor
"Home is where the heart is , so the real home's in your chest." -- Capt. Hammer
"Everyone's a hero in their own way. Everyone can blaze a hero's trail. Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin tard, you will prevail." -- Capt. Hammer
"Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like. Oh mama. Someone maternal!" -- Capt. Hammer
"Now the nightmare's real. Now Dr. Horrible is here, to make you quake with fear. To make the whole world kneel. And I won't feel... a thing." -- Dr. Horrible and Billy Buddy