Here are some totally random questions.
+ Am I meant to be a metrosexual, or am I destined to be forever pimply?
+ Why do Americans think they're so important? Their economy fails and we get dragged down with them. yet, we can't watch the television programs they produce until six months later. And if you try watching them online, you get a message that goes along the lines of "this video is for United States residents only," and you can't go around it with proxy servers.
+ Why are there no magazines for teenage males? Girls progress from Total Girl, to either Meg or Candy or Seventeen, to Cosmopolitan, to either Mega or Preview or Good Housekeeping. You get the drill. Boys, on the other hand, progress from... well, K-Zone isn't really just for boys. And the 15-year-olds are reading either FHM or Maxim or Uno or Manual or Playboy or that other magazine whose name slips me.
+ Speaking of genders, why can girls sit back and ask to be wooed, while boys have to do all the wooing? If a girl likes someone, should they only wait to be approached?
+ If the United States is twelve time zones away from Manila, and the United Kingdom's just eight, then why are British magazines more expensive?
+ Why do we have to keep our crushes from nosy aunts?
+ Why are younger people more accomplished than me? Take radio talents, for instance. Ten days make a lot of difference. And yes, this does not feel right.
+ Why is it, that after six months of going through crap, does one still feel bitter about everything that just happened? And why is it that only one person will understand that crap most of the time, while the rest stick to their guns and claim their innocence? Is anybody even innocent?
+ Why do men get away with showing their breasts? Don't we deserve some nipple tape, too?
+ What does it take to become a bestselling writer? Do you have to be witty, or do you just have to be crappy enough to merit attention? Then again, that won't exactly translate to higher sales.
+ What else should I ask?
+ Why do Americans think they're so important? Their economy fails and we get dragged down with them. yet, we can't watch the television programs they produce until six months later. And if you try watching them online, you get a message that goes along the lines of "this video is for United States residents only," and you can't go around it with proxy servers.
+ Why are there no magazines for teenage males? Girls progress from Total Girl, to either Meg or Candy or Seventeen, to Cosmopolitan, to either Mega or Preview or Good Housekeeping. You get the drill. Boys, on the other hand, progress from... well, K-Zone isn't really just for boys. And the 15-year-olds are reading either FHM or Maxim or Uno or Manual or Playboy or that other magazine whose name slips me.
+ Speaking of genders, why can girls sit back and ask to be wooed, while boys have to do all the wooing? If a girl likes someone, should they only wait to be approached?
+ If the United States is twelve time zones away from Manila, and the United Kingdom's just eight, then why are British magazines more expensive?
+ Why do we have to keep our crushes from nosy aunts?
+ Why are younger people more accomplished than me? Take radio talents, for instance. Ten days make a lot of difference. And yes, this does not feel right.
+ Why is it, that after six months of going through crap, does one still feel bitter about everything that just happened? And why is it that only one person will understand that crap most of the time, while the rest stick to their guns and claim their innocence? Is anybody even innocent?
+ Why do men get away with showing their breasts? Don't we deserve some nipple tape, too?
+ What does it take to become a bestselling writer? Do you have to be witty, or do you just have to be crappy enough to merit attention? Then again, that won't exactly translate to higher sales.
+ What else should I ask?