Six Entertained [Audio // No longer locked]

[which_is_hikaru]

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

Sir Herz bears unsightly scars on his otherwise elegant face! This must be resolved!

I repeat, this is an EMERGENCY! Bring any and all cosmetic supplies to my room so I may handle this issue at once!

Comments

[which_is_hikaru]

"My name is Sir Even. I am very boring."

1/5

[which_is_hikaru]

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[which_is_hikaru]

What does it matter to you, Sir Even?

[which_is_hikaru]

For someone so Even, your priorities are a bit odd.

[which_is_hikaru]

Additionally, you're no fun, and don't seem to have any talents.

[which_is_hikaru]

Mousy, passive, plain, and boring.

Low lineage, and lower competence. Class D.

1/2

[which_is_hikaru]

Let me put this in your simple commoner's terms, then.

[which_is_hikaru]

You're boring. Not fun. Not worth my time.