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[wherezmyprozac]

I like to give advice, so what's a better to exercise my talents then making an advice post?
I'm like Agony Aunt, or Magony Aunt, if you want.

itt you ask, i tell
itt questions/pep talk/sex/etc

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[shakingbreath]

o hey whaddup

ok so i really want my guy friends to notice me. like, ik i'm pretty ugly and shit but idk, how do i get them to notice me?

[wherezmyprozac]

Boys like parades. So hire a collosal float equipped with streamers, balloons, and fire breathers to perform for him after school.

[shakingbreath]

what song should the band play?

[wherezmyprozac]

The entire soundtrack of Grease

[shakingbreath]

ok wat

[wherezmyprozac]

wat

[shakingbreath]

[wherezmyprozac]

WOT

[shakingbreath]

IDK IM STILL WAITING FOR REAL ADVICE

[wherezmyprozac]

oh

Seek out his interests and make those interests your interests.
Start conversation. Ergo, common interests = conversations.

[shakingbreath]

o ok ok
also, i've been in such a bitchy mood lately jfc how do i control myself so that i don't end up bitting someones head off

[wherezmyprozac]

I get in these moods, too. I like to distance myself from people.
I know it sounds stupid, but think about what you say before you say it. And when you get angered by something, deep breaths!
Accept it, release it.

[shakingbreath]

ok tysm