Transmutation - 8

[wheresmyhouse]

Edward, for the tenth time, stop transmuting a giant phallus onto the wall of Wi-er...Envy's room from your room.  If I have to come back up and fix it one more time, you can serve out the rest of your punishment in a room of my choosing, and I am inclined to make you do it out in the dog house. Trust me, you do not want that

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[sexy_and_skorty]

He's in my room threatening me.

[wheresmyhouse]

He's supposed to stay in his room.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Then he's disobeying you, isn't he.

[wheresmyhouse]

Alright, alright, I'm coming up...

[sexy_and_skorty]

I wasn't doing anything.

[wheresmyhouse]

I know, I know.

But calling him names is merely exacerbating the situation.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Runts aren't meant to survive.

[wheresmyhouse]

Don't speak that way about your brother, Envy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You can't stop me from speaking.

[wheresmyhouse]

I can't but it's wrong.

He's still your brother.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Half.

[wheresmyhouse]

Leave his size out of this.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Relation.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...oh, I see.

Still, you share common blood. You are family.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're more my father than you are his.

[wheresmyhouse]

I am both your father and I love you both with all of my heart. I am not more your father, nor am I more his.

You are both my sons and it pains me to see you at constant odds with one another.