Je suis pickpocket!!!
QUOTES from London and Paris...bear with me if you don't understand them....
"They're transitional pants. He's trying to decide wether to go with the old-man elastic-waist pants or regular jeans." --Me
"SOMEone's adopted!" --Me
"This isn't art, this is medieval boring." --Jonathan
"He SAT on my PILLOW!!! There's just a RULE, ok? No ass and no feet on pillows. Only faces go on pillows." --Jenny
"I slept for an hour. It was the most uncomfortable hour of my life." - Mike on the plane
"Oh look! They gave us weeds to eat. How nice."-Mike on the salad
"I still don't feel like I'm in Paris."-Susan, summing up our sentiments
"It's Danielle Economy. The Crème de la...crop." -Mike Nobile on the quality of musicianship and the difficulties of speaking French
"I thought that in England I would be able to understand people better, but *shrug* (meaning no such luck)." -A.J. on the language barrier
"Hook me up with some crumpets."-Nick at breakfast
"It tastes like a pine tree."- me on my 'lemon juniper' drink
"Is London a country?" -Mike, on the plane in all seriousness
"STARBUCKS!! We have to stop!! NOW!!" -more people than I'd care to remember
Quotes that defy explanation:
"My great-aunt lives in Toronto. Except she might be dead. We've sort of lost contact." -Me
"I know 'assport'." Me
"He thinks he's all that but his hair is ugly!" Mike
"Hilton Huh-honors!" Dani:
"I am going to commit suicide!!!" -Sylvana
"I will give you a pair of scissors and one hundred dollars to cut off that guy's combover." Katie
"Jeffinitely!" Katie/Me:
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUSH!!!!!!" Sylvana/Katie/Me
"African Mask!" Sylvana