"rhetorically laced speculation"

[wheresgoldie]

i am in serious need of chocolate right now. you have no idea! my brother ate all the midnight chocolate chip cookies so i am out of luck there. i could not find anything else except some old white baking chocolate chips in the liquor cupboard...who knows why they were there. i tried some, but white chocolate doesnt have what i need. i need some real chocolate fool and i have just decided to go out to rite aid to get a candy bar...chocolate of course.

in other news i just heard that bush jr. plans to attack iraq soon, but some guy named ritter on tv thinks it is just plain "rhetorically laced speculation"

maybe my chocolate desire is just "rhetorically laced speculation"