to start us out:

[pistolinadress]

This is the most fucked up looking thing in the universe.

Just. For the record.

But hey, in the spirit of our apparent theme:

Comments

[thouamongwomen]

you wanted it to look harmless! it looks harmless.

[pistolinadress]

It does look harmless, except to my retinas, but...hey, good job.

I have the sudden urge to take a bunch of Cosmo quizzes.

[thouamongwomen]

DO THESE KNUCKLEDUSTERS MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT???

[pistolinadress]

TRY THEM ON IN BRONZE!

[bathysmal]

I have to agree.

[pistolinadress]

It'll do the trick. And we'll get used to it.

But for now: wtf.

[bathysmal]

Yeah. It'll take a while.

... You know, the fucking unicorn and all.

[pistolinadress]

Maybe it's a death unicorn.

[bringinthenoise]

Wow could it be more pink? Really?

[pistolinadress]

It's not bad for pretenses, but no, that's probably not actually physically possible.

[bringinthenoise]

I bet it could be. There's always hot pink.

[damnmartyr]

Is it supposed to be masquerading as Hello Kitty's MySpace vomit?

[thouamongwomen]

YES

[damnmartyr]

Oh, well. Mission accomplished, in that case.

[thouamongwomen]

aye aye captain my captain

[meandharlow]

I el oh el'd.

[thouamongwomen]

THANKS

[meandharlow]

How do I do giant sparkle text

[thouamongwomen]

it's a secret