Gah! Help meeeeeee...

[whereistheninja]

I need some help!

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[hab318princess]

I'd say works for me, especially if the costume is not too tight, but then I know nothing

[whereistheninja]

Thanks! It's going to be Jack's costume (his coat is almost done, after... what? 2 months of working on it?) so it'll be a button-up shirt. Which will hopefully not be too tight. Or at least, loose enough that I can hide under it...

[hab318princess]

I'd say you'll be ok then, that coat would hide a lot I'd think

[sadera992]

tbh, in your Jack outfit it really doesnt matter anyway. its fine without any binding-ness.

but anywho, yea.

(I know, im being incredibly unhelpful..)

[whereistheninja]

That was about as useful as a condom machine in the vatican. No offense lol. But I do need to bind, because I'm about 9 inches too large chest-wise to pass for a man... On the bright side, I lost 7 doing that!

[sadera992]

lol! nice red dwarf quotage... (my second favourite. my fave is 'as useful as a chocolate teapot...) and yea, i often am..

but why do you need to pass for a man. why not be a female capt. jack?

[whereistheninja]

*sighs*

You have no idea how much trouble I had trying to explain that to my parents.

*flashback*

"So... You want to be a man?"

"No, I don't want to be a man, I want to look like a man."

"You're not gay, are you? Because that Jack fellow's supposed to be gay, wu'nn'he?"

"If I looked like a man, but was still a woman, who liked men... That would make me straight. Which I am. And Jack isn't gay. He's omnisexual."

"You what?

"Never mind."

Hey, what happened to your chest?"

"NEVER MIND!"

*back to the future*

So in short, I like dressing up like canon characters rather than going the easy way and being the female version. Did I already say that? *looks up*

Oh, apparently not.