This is the life my friends
Hello everyone this is Ryan Quigley. I'm kind of a big deal and tomorrow is kind of a big deal...my 21st birthday and you all know how I am...I plan to get off the chain wasted as I celebrate at my birthday/homecoming for my roommate party. That's all for now I have to go clean up the neighborhood because I threw trash all over it and the cops are pissed and my shorts are wrinkled and the cops are pissed about that too.