Thy shit has come back to haunt
All forms of shit have recently hit me....I am like a ticking self destructive time bomb. One thing after another I fuck up. I think I need to change my name and fucking disappear cause someone has got it out for me. I think every single form of anything that could happen to someone has happened to me in the last 3 months. I feel like a total douche. So I figured out a plan to get back on track.
-Rob a bank - money is in short supply for me right now, and most know that this is not common for me. It is really starting to get on my nerves and I want to take a vacation really badly, but I cant.
-Start dating again - the more I date the more sex I get. This will lead to an overall happier me since ...sex = happiness. (If you disagree with this statement, keep it to yourself. I dont like to hear about your idea of love is cause I dont respect your opinion unless you are Alan Greenspan.)
-Fix my fucking car! - enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Clean my place. I hate cleaning alot so if anyone wants to come help I will give them tacos and toilet paper. If you are a pretty girl I will play the hide the Tony with you in exchange.
READ THIS!
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-Rob a bank - money is in short supply for me right now, and most know that this is not common for me. It is really starting to get on my nerves and I want to take a vacation really badly, but I cant.
-Start dating again - the more I date the more sex I get. This will lead to an overall happier me since ...sex = happiness. (If you disagree with this statement, keep it to yourself. I dont like to hear about your idea of love is cause I dont respect your opinion unless you are Alan Greenspan.)
-Fix my fucking car! - enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Clean my place. I hate cleaning alot so if anyone wants to come help I will give them tacos and toilet paper. If you are a pretty girl I will play the hide the Tony with you in exchange.
READ THIS!
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