you don't know me [and you don't wear my chains]

[wherehopelies]

Ten Facts About Me

1. I'm not much of a conversationalist. Even around friends I tend to listen more than speak. I don't really have many friends left because I quit school for a while to try to pay bills because my mom couldn't handle all the expenses.

2. The government didn't really like it that much when my boss found out that I was underaged and

Comments

[notafrostdflake]

You should write about how you want to become a professional adult movie star. You'll get your teacher's attention and it'll be hysterical.

[wherehopelies]

Any tips? -I mean, on the paper not how to become a professional adult movie star.

[notafrostdflake]

Make it as impossibly ridiculous as humanly possible. I wrote a paper like that for high school too. I said I wanted to grow up. That was it.

I got an A.

[wherehopelies]

So, if I said I wanted to be abducted by space people who did nothing but feed me cotton candy ice cream with fudge on top...?

[notafrostdflake]

My brother sells cotton candy ice cream and my sister-in-law sells books and I know there is one about space people... so it's legit.

[wherehopelies]

I think I might elaborate on this idea.