OPEN RP POST ☇ winterland retreat

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[ass_ura]

EEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! We're trapped, we're trapped, WE'RE TRAPPED!! ALL OF THIS SNOW EVERYWHERE, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

[frogglingwitch]

WHO INVITED YOU!?

[ass_ura]

WHO INVITED ME? WHO INVITED YOU?! I HAD THIS SPOT FIRST!

[FLAIL SPAZZ FLAIL]

WITCHES AREN'T ALLOWED HERE! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUUUUUUUUUUT!!

[grimreaping]

That's quite enough, both of you.

[ glares at both in turn, for an equal length of seconds. eight seconds apiece ]

We're all here on invitation, so you're to be on your best behaviours.

[ass_ura]

BUT, SHE'S A WITCH!

[Said in the most childish and whiny-est tone ever because. Well, it's Asura.]

[frogglingwitch]

[ she splutters indignantly! but Kid intervenes: ]

We're all of different... traits... but surely we can all manage to remain civil for one night,

[ass_ura]

Keh...fine!

[He then takes to crawling into his makeshift fortress made out of blankets and couches.]

Just so long as both of you stay away from me, no one gets hurt. [A pause.] ...oh, and don't you dare block my view of the moon, got it?

[grimreaping]

[ well. that's slightly encouraging. Kid feels it'd be just a little too rude to remind him not to eat anyone. on that note: ]

... would either of you like a drink? The cocoa is quite good.

[ he can't believe he's playing hostess ]

[ass_ura]

[Stuck being a mediator between a witch and Crazy McPsychopants...isn't it sad, Kid?]

...will they have marshmallows?

[frogglingwitch]

[ what is his life. he so does not envy his Father's job right now ]

Yes, they will have marshmallows.

[ Eruka looks like she'd rather be anywhere else, but finally mumbles an answer ]

Yes. [ pause ] ... Please.

[ass_ura]

Hm.

[Considering this offer? He might be.]

...fine. Just don't make mine too hot.

[frogglingwitch]

[ you're such a wuss, Asura. but Kid goes off to get the cocoa, hoping he does not come back to the scene of a crime

meanwhile Eruka is just standing there. awkwardly. trying not to look at Asura.

oh and she's wearing a really adorable holiday dress tonight too ]

[ass_ura]

[At least he is the strongest sissy, okok.

Too bad Ass-Butt decides right at this moment to stare at Eruka and her funky dress.]

...hey, does that bow come off?

[frogglingwitch]

[ she makes a small croak! of surprise ]

U-Um. Yes, why?

[ass_ura]

[There's only silence in return, as he may or may not be staring intently.]

[frogglingwitch]

[ oh god that is so nerve-wracking. her hands fluttering nervously over the skirt of her dress ]

Is... is it crooked or something?