It was cruel, the way she teased me...
mmmm Johnny Depp: not sure im going to blondie
bipolarclowns: ????????
bipolarclowns: :: heart is broken::
mmmm Johnny Depp: ::passes the super glue::
bipolarclowns: :: sheds single film noir tear::
mmmm Johnny Depp: lol
bipolarclowns: :: starts to narrate self::
bipolarclowns: chloe laughed at my tears, now, but one day, she would regret it
mmmm Johnny Depp: would i jessica? would i really??
bipolarclowns: she questioned me, then i went off to have random passionate frenchindiemoviesex, and it was good, then i came back, i was still heartbroken at her rejection, i felt cold inside, cold like, snow, really... cold snow...
mmmm Johnny Depp: oh jesus jessica. that was beautiful.
bipolarclowns: i knew it was, bvut id never tell her, tell her the truth
bipolarclowns: wat were we talking about?
mmmm Johnny Depp: i probly wont be at blondie
bipolarclowns: ibshrugged it off in a casual manner, she craftly circled around the subject of why she couldn't go, was it, rejection! was there, someone else? i tried to think of something intelligent to quickly respond with
bipolarclowns: UR FACE!
mmmm Johnny Depp: oh. jessica. don't be this way. we've been thru too much. it cant just be over.
bipolarclowns: i was safe, shed never know the paranoia, the anxiety i was feeling, but, there were still so many questions, like, why? how could she? i wated to confront her
bipolarclowns: thats too bad u cant go
mmmm Johnny Depp: lol
mmmm Johnny Depp: yeah
mmmm Johnny Depp: wondering where j would go next, chloe bounced her knee nervously. she didn't want a confrontation, though she longed for the honest trust jessica and chloe once had.
bipolarclowns: she laughed it off causually, it was cruel, the was she teased me
bipolarclowns: i could tell she was nervous
mmmm Johnny Depp: she didnt know how nervous i was
bipolarclowns: i could taste it, in the air, with my... magical air tasting abilities...
bipolarclowns: which do exist goddamn you
mmmm Johnny Depp: like hell they do, hobag.
mmmm Johnny Depp: i mean. i knew what j was thinking--that she could taste the air, because she's schizo. but i knew better.
bipolarclowns: haha.. oh! oh! ur mom! goes to college! in her vagina! using the wittyness i had one her over with i combined two insults, into one, super insult, faster, stronger, more powerful then any insult ever before
mmmm Johnny Depp: you mean, wittiness,not wittyness, and one, not won
bipolarclowns: and by one i meant to type won
bipolarclowns: and i liked ys better
mmmm Johnny Depp: your y's can suck it
mmmm Johnny Depp: like ur mom, last night, at college.
mmmm Johnny Depp: what then?
bipolarclowns: she hit me, and she hit me hard, damn hard, i never saw it coming, it hurt inside, but, how i was able to hear her narration to know she had said those things, well, i guess we'll never know
bipolarclowns: and then jesus came
bipolarclowns: and we had a techno party
mmmm Johnny Depp: and said "let there be lips", and there were lips, and they were red
bipolarclowns: YES!
bipolarclowns: ROCKY HORROR!
bipolarclowns: one day, im so soending with commentary during my normal conversaions
bipolarclowns: yes, it wil be super pathetic
mmmm Johnny Depp: indeed, i thought to myself, overly confident that jessica had no idea what i was saying.
mmmm Johnny Depp: i'll do it with her, i thought to myself. and by do it with her i mean the commentary thing, not have hot lesbian sex.
bipolarclowns: unfortuneatly for myself and chloe we were both literate and able to read wat we were typing, damn i thought, i guess ill just have to fine someone else for hot lesbian sex, someone like! actually i have no idea who to go have hot lesbian sex with... but that was okay... it wasnt of course becayuse noone would probably ever have sex with me and id probably die a lonley virgin with many cats, actually, yes, yes would
mmmm Johnny Depp: the cats would devirginize you out of sheer pity, i think, before you died. ...i thought to myself
bipolarclowns: or, maybe after, either way, it wasnt looking good
mmmm Johnny Depp signed off at 6:01:49 PM.
mmmm Johnny Depp signed on at 6:02:04 PM.
bipolarclowns: she had leftme
bipolarclowns: oh wait, nevermind
bipolarclowns: i thought smoking a slim french cigarette except that i dont smoke
bipolarclowns: cuz im not XhXcX
bipolarclowns: wow, this conversation is so going in my livejournal
mmmm Johnny Depp: people who smoke are stupid. im going to kill them all before they kill me.
mmmm Johnny Depp: yay!!!!
mmmm Johnny Depp: i thought to myself
bipolarclowns: obviously chloe didnt understand the many wonders of lung cancer, like, coughing up blood, and, dying slowly
bipolarclowns: actually, neither did jessica
bipolarclowns: who, now apparently was speaking in third person
mmmm Johnny Depp: i vaguely wondered if maybe i just didnt understand the wonders of lung cancer, like coughing up blood and dying slowyly, but dismissed the thought
mmmm Johnny Depp: chloe decided she enjoyed third person pov, and switched to it as well
bipolarclowns: its because ur mom was a chea braziliam prostitute i thought to myself
bipolarclowns: and by chea
bipolarclowns: i meanbt cheap but better
mmmm Johnny Depp: she was only a cheap brazilian prostitute cuz thats the only people ur mom goes for
bipolarclowns: touche i thought, touche
mmmm Johnny Depp: lets go learn how to fence i thought, lets go learn how to fence...
bipolarclowns: and so we did
bipolarclowns: so we could be cool like roman
mmmm Johnny Depp: ew roman
bipolarclowns: except maybe cool wasnt the right word to describe roman
mmmm Johnny Depp: he still freaks me out
mmmm Johnny Depp: i thought
bipolarclowns: she caught herslf quickly
bipolarclowns: never letting us know deep inside how she hungered for romans angst ridden lips reciting her gitchified poetry for all eternity,
bipolarclowns: jessica realized finally how horrible she was at typing, i mean wow, it was sad
mmmm Johnny Depp: disgusted, chloe recalled the last statement she endured from roman, while still under his spell. chloe then gagged violently and fell to the ground, limbs spread about her.
bipolarclowns: jessica at first laughed at the fact chloe appeared to be in pain, then realizing that was mean, she considered not laughing, but then continued to anyway
bipolarclowns: his spell? thought jessica, more like, ur taste in guys being angsty
mmmm Johnny Depp: archie wasnt angsty
mmmm Johnny Depp: oh god i miss him, and i hate that i miss him
bipolarclowns: oh, well, for manwhores then, HAPPY? thought jessica
mmmm Johnny Depp: what about...? oh shit your right. OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT.
mmmm Johnny Depp: chloe then suffered a fatal stroke
bipolarclowns: heheh, strokes, ur silly! thought jessica! until chloe continued not moving
bipolarclowns: considering going for help jessica realized she was hungry and went to go find fod first
bipolarclowns: and yes fod is better then food
bipolarclowns: ur face
SykoWaffler: ouch
SykoWaffler: did u think o that by yourself
SykoWaffler: or did u need Snuggle's help?
bipolarclowns: maybe i did!
bipolarclowns: dont bring him into it!
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love like whoa.