Besides, she had a small mountain of gifts from fans waiting for her at the New York office. She just didn't know it yet.
When she came to the door and opened it, she looked more like a stylist's idea of a rock star beauty queen taking a day off than she did a normal person's real life version of the same. It was a thing that happened when your stats were the way hers were. (The robe helped. So did, possibly, her mostly-bare legs.) "Hello there."
Peter tugged his suit jacket off his shoulders as he stepped in - he hadn't had time to change, and rarely did. "Happy birthday, Envy," he said warmly. "I hope you're having a good one so far."
Peter's mouth curved up at the touch of her lips. "I see you're being buried in a veritable mountain of gifts," he joked. "All I've got to offer is a delivery lunch from downtown."
"A slap-worthy offence, I'm sure," Envy drawled as she took her seat next to him. He wasn't that attached to his personal space anymore, right? Because she didn't leave him much of it.
You know what? Envy was just going to go ahead and try and maneuver his arm around her shoulders. It was cozy, and she was bossy.
"As opposed to pleasant slapping," she said, affecting just the slightest hint of that phone sex operator-y voice that could make men like Scott Pilgrim tremble. It went with the joke.
Peter'd be lying if he said he had a lot of time, but he'd managed to wrestle an hour or so off his schedule.
He didn't have much of a gift. After the particular madness of Gideon, he wasn't sure she was really aching for one.
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Besides, she had a small mountain of gifts from fans waiting for her at the New York office. She just didn't know it yet.
When she came to the door and opened it, she looked more like a stylist's idea of a rock star beauty queen taking a day off than she did a normal person's real life version of the same. It was a thing that happened when your stats were the way hers were. (The robe helped. So did, possibly, her mostly-bare legs.) "Hello there."
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(He knew it wasn't wrong.)
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And he knew he knew that. She stepped back, giving way.
"So come inside, and tell me happy birthday like you mean it."
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Taking the initiative, for once.
"I would say I am, yes."
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There was a dirty joke in there somewhere, left untouched.
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Not when it was her, at least. In fact, he leaned into her.
"And I pride myself in only the most high-quality of dirty jokes," Peter said, "So I'm glad we got to avoid unpleasant slapping."
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"As opposed to pleasant slapping," she said, affecting just the slightest hint of that phone sex operator-y voice that could make men like Scott Pilgrim tremble. It went with the joke.
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He kissed her cheek. The phone sex voice demanded it.
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"Early in the day or early in... this?"
Whatever this was.
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