IKAW NG BIGAT10!!!!
so this is joan's cousin LEIGH ANN and she's WAY TOO SEXY...i mean, lazy....to update. so heres what went down in the last few days fromt leigh ann's point of view in the PI: (for you WHITIES((david))), that means philippine islands)
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so we went to "gimmick" two nights ago and we'll be doing that again tomorrow. gimmick means to hang out and chill and have fun. it's also the same as "chill" haha so the adults were busy and told us to go "gimmick"
we went to this place called eastwood (not the insurance company haha) and it looked like LA!!! it was so nice. it had seattles coffee and everything and we ate at like 3 restaurants cause cousin wesley was feeling generous with his 1000 pesos (which were all from my mom, we found out later hahaha) but yeah!!! he's so funny when he's drunk. he's really nice and actually has a personality (usually he's like billy without the humor, checking himself out in the mirror and such. but he is very pogi (cute) and i love kuya wesley very much so i excuse his narcissistic behavior) so joan was telling me yeah it's much safer to drink with cousins than in a college party so i drank some San Miguel Light and man it was NOT worth it YUCK i drank like half of a bottle...
here's a chart of how much we drank
Me-1/2
Joan-3/4
Billy-3
Shelan-1
BingBing-2
Kelvin-7
Kuya Wesley-30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny thing is, he was our chaperone!!!!! and our designated driver!!! HAHAHAHA he was so nice drunk. i showed them all the picture of my boyfriend prom in the keychain and bing bing said he was guapo (handsome). then kuya wesley goes, "He's good looking naman (that's a filipino word for "sure") but he's NOT as good looking as ME!!!!" i swear that's the most number of words he's said to me on this trip...it made us all crack up. and then i was like, "yeah HE was supposed to be my escort but now you are and he still wants to be." and then kuya wes goes "SIEMPRE!" (well of course) haha and not only that like these australian girls walked in and he looks at one of them and goes, "that's My beech (bitch)!" billy and i were cracking up he's so funny when he's drunk. and it was weird because he kept on drinking and once he got to his fifth he winked at me...i was like WHOAAAA....
it was funny too b/c the club that went to was semi-empty. and it ws supposed to be a dance club but there was like no space to dance except for the tables....and there were other people in a corner dancing and smoking. so all fo us got up and started dancing to "lean back" and "goodies" and i battled my cousin kelvin. HE'S SO FUNNY!! since he's my cousin, you would like him a lot because he's really ghetto.
AND PEEPS ARE RECOGNIZIN' OUR FACES IN DA STREETS!!!!! YEAHHH BOIII.....jollibee and chicken sandwiches make us very happy and very fat ..i mean, PHAT...ahhhahahaha
tomorrow we are also going gimmicking at this crib called "THE FORT" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA WOW....COOL HUH....IT'S AMAZING...SUCH A CLASSY NAME.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA EEW BILLY JUST SAID "IMMA GET DRUNK!!!"
on a side note, joan was wearing her "virginia is for lovers" t-shirt. billy looks and it and says, "really??? is virginia for MUSCLE LOVERS also?"
today billy was gonna get fitted for his barong (filipino dress shirt) for my debut (party). and he was like, "i'm gonna get size EXTRA MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
joan said, "do you play tennis??" then billy said, "no because i BREAK THE BALL EVERYTIME!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHHAHA
today we were at jollibee fast food restaurant and were making fun of him 'cause we didn't think he could get any girls at the club tomorrow night. he goes, "what are you talking about?? of course i can! IT'S DARK REMEMBER!!!!"
pitch black, in fact.
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