"Would you girls like to get drunk on a party boat?
Im back. That means summer is officially over. Pretty much the last four days of summer had to be the best. Okay its thursday and Im packed ready to go...while Ashaley's whole family hasnt even packed and we were gonna leave at 10. After all the errands we had done, we didnt leave until 12:30. Here came our car ride down to Port Canaveral. It was cool. Once we got there, this lady helped us fill out some paper work, and then she checked us in ( instead of standing in a 2 hour line). By this time we went to see how our cabin was and it was pretty big ( not really ). Ashaley and i headed for the buffet where there was hot dogs and hamburgers. Thats when the rain started. It sucked! So we went back to our cabin and chilled. We explored the whole boat, scoping out the guys, and getting ice cream. O.M.G i must have ate like 3 gallons of that stuff. So that night we went to eat at the jubilee dinning room and we sat with these really weird people. After that we put on regular clothes and decided to go play ping pong. As we did this little black boy came to play too. He wooped ashaley's hinney! As ashaley walked away he goes "you want me to play for real...im not even playing good." I said sure and he wacked the ball and it smacked her in the face. Awh but i laughed so hard. That night the people next to us was having sex or something, they were maiking the loudest beating agianest the wall noise ever. Bubba then decides to pound on the wall yelling "shut the fuck up!!!!!" Ahahhahahaha Ashaley, Josh, and i got so tickled. So the next day we docked at Nassau and it was really cool. We went through the visitors center and all people were asking us was if we wanted our hair braided or if we wanted a taxi. So we took a taxi over to Atlantis. Oh my that place is soooooooooooo pretty. All that thing is made out of is marble, glass, and crystal. BEa-uti-FuL!!!! Mr. David let me play some slot machines and then we were like uh. Ashaley wanted to ride jet-skis so the guy that took over to atlantis wanted to drive us over to the beach. AHhahahaahaha never drive down there...people there are maniacs!!!!!!!!! So were there and then we walked back b/c ms sherri got mad. So as we were walking back mr. and ms. max. stop and we're quit aways ahead of them. So we stop to wait for them and then the best thing ever came walking up to us. The black man said, "would your girls like to get drunk on a party boat?" hahhahahahah i was like this is some kind of girls gone wild thing. Then here come the rents and the guy is telling them about it. He brings out his tickets and asks for how many before we even said yes. So here we go on the party boat called the booze and cruise!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA LMAO!!! SO on the boat all they had was music and we stopped at this one honeymoon spot to go snorkling and i broght back up this really cool shell for Ms sherri. So then we go to this one place where you can get off the boat and swim on this private island where stingray come up to you. So ashaley and i stay on the boat and we start dancing with these black people to the electric slide. IT was SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FuN!!!!! So the rents come back on the boat and ashaley gets her drinking on. I dont drink there b/c i didnt like theyre bahama mammas. After a little while i started drinking yellow birds. They were so good then i was going to dance more. When our family was the few that were left on the boat we went downstairs to drink more. OH yea i forgot to mention ALL THE FREE ALCOHOL YOU WANT!!!!!!!! Plus they fed you one meal with bar-b-q chicken. On the lower deck it went mr m, ashaley, and then me. WEll ashaley was so trashed after having 15 bahama mammas she was spilling it all over hersel and i. Well as we were dropping off the last stop b4 us, i saw these really hot guys walking on the beach next to the boat. Im like ooh ashaley look. She starts talking to them and she is so "trashed". Hhahahha it was great. So we get off the booze and cruise and we walk into this little market place where they sell stuff. They only give you 2 ft walking space though. So ashaley was stumbling all through there and this lady goes "this girl is drunk or something, she must have been on the booze and cruise". So the lady grabs her arm and leads her through the place. So as we were leaving her rents said that we'll go back through there. SO i was like okay. We go to our rooms and bubba is like we have to go tell the where were going. So we go to their room and ashaleys not in there, so i think that she has already left. I check myself out and im waiting there for a good 10- 15 min. Then here comes bubba and josh. WHeres ashaley i ask? They said up in the cabin. So i wait another 10 min to check myself in and go to the cabin. Ashaley is passed out in the bed. "Ashaley i thought we were going to go shopping?" Guess what she said, " go yourself ". So i tried to check myslef out but the lady was like your rent has to be with you b/c your not 18 and its 5 min past 6 o'clock. So i go back to the room and ashaleys in the shower. Im sitting there crying and then theres a knock on the door. It was ms sherri. I told her what happened and her and i ate dinner. When we come back ashaleys naked in bed and her mom tells ashaley how she made me cry. So we go off the ship and get our hair wrapped. Ashaley goes last and she sits there and throws up in her mouth and then swallows it. The lady is now standing like 2 feet away from her going "mamma i think shes sick". It was the funniest thing ive ever seen. So that night was captian's dinner and we missed it. So we( ash and I )decided to dress up anyways and go to the buffet. Then we went to see this really great show. That night we decided to go sit on the deck near the pool. This waitor comes up to us and is like "would you like a drink?" Then ashaley looks over and looks at it and says what is that? The guys like a bahama mamma. Ashaleys like nOOOO i just had 16 of those. HAHAHHAHHAHA The next day we were on the ship the whole time. That night i was about to chunder everywhere. I took two dramamine. Bubba sitting next to me starts rocking my chair and moving my water. hahahaha i got him back though. We watched another show and i was seriously about to get sick. So the next day we drive over to orlando and go to islands of adventure. It was so much fun! My sandals made a annoying sound and bubba got so pissed. O'well. Then we didnt get back until like 8 last night and i was so warn out. So today i didnt go to school. Hhahaah the first day of my senior year. (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS) Tomorrow is my first day. Grrr school.