24/fangirly sadness forever
lmfao guys, so I have something kind of embarrassing to share. Um, I'm just a little bit attracted to this guy.
I blame the hug, obviously. But oh my god, this is so embarrassing. I don't know, he just scares the shit out of me. He won medals in Vietnam that one time. And now he's like, hugging Cherry Jones in deep emotional moments. I don't understand how you can be in a really shitty war that fucked people inside out and then not only function normally, but operate on a significant emotional level. That's incredible. And also, really epic and intimidating. Plus he's played two presidents who scare the shit out of me, so...yeah. I tend to be attracted to people who freak me out or make me feel really uncomfortable, but this is just a whole new level. I've finally gotten comfortable enough for guys in general, and now I get him? What will even happen when nobody scares me anymore? I imagine I'll be pretty fierce, but it'll be a lonely world.
Suddenly I have the urge to watch all the scenes in 7.08 that make me ship Allison/Colm Feore. I enjoy irony. lmfao btw, this is like the most emo, ridiculous song to listen to when shipping a couple that basically does not exist. It doesn't even apply, at all, in addition to being nothing but a symbol of the childhood of the girls in my generation. It makes me sound like a total moron/spaz, but it was the first thing I saw on iTunes. I kind of love how inappropriate it is. Pshh, whatever. BRING THE ALLISON/ETHAN LOVE.
lmfao I have the sudden urge to watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (the first thing I ever saw Ethan in, although I've seen him in a zillion things since then. He's like a "hey it's that guy" guy, except I never noticed how familiar he was, so not really). I hate that movie with a passion. The first one is one of my favorite movies, but...what a stupid idea for a sequel. Ace Ventura is funny because he goes against society's norms--in so many hilarious ways--so the idea of putting him in an environment where he's not weird at all just...defeats the purpose. When his weirdness is supposed to drive the plot and the audience's reactions to him, you can't just have him suddenly not be that weird without losing the interest of that audience. Okay, that was way too deep an analysis for a movie like that. Forgive me. But regardless, I want to watch it. I'm trying to remember...I know he's at the beginning of the movie, which makes him a suspect, but I can't remember if he was the one standing in front of the projector screen when Ace decides to have some fun and give him antlers. It might be the other guy. Hmm. Well, obviously I have an obligation to find out now. It would be wrong if I didn't watch it. Right?
I blame the hug, obviously. But oh my god, this is so embarrassing. I don't know, he just scares the shit out of me. He won medals in Vietnam that one time. And now he's like, hugging Cherry Jones in deep emotional moments. I don't understand how you can be in a really shitty war that fucked people inside out and then not only function normally, but operate on a significant emotional level. That's incredible. And also, really epic and intimidating. Plus he's played two presidents who scare the shit out of me, so...yeah. I tend to be attracted to people who freak me out or make me feel really uncomfortable, but this is just a whole new level. I've finally gotten comfortable enough for guys in general, and now I get him? What will even happen when nobody scares me anymore? I imagine I'll be pretty fierce, but it'll be a lonely world.
- I love how Morris is surprised that Chloe got arrested.
- ALLISON. You look gorgeoussss. I enjoy that she can wear red that well, because I...cannot. At all. I steer clear of purple, pink, red, orange, and yellow. I guess her name makes it fairly appropriate that she look good in that shade of red, though. She also looks fabulous in bright red. Like that coat she wore to the hospital? That was awesome. I think she should just wear that all day. I wear my coat around the house; it's pretty awesome.
- God, stfu Olivia. I totally disagree with you, loser. Never gloat about your foreign policy after a terrorist attack, dude. Not cool. This is why she needs several brilliant West Wing-esque consultants; those bitches would be all over this.
- STOP IT WITH YOUR EYE-ROLLING, BITCHFACE. I think she's even more obnoxious here than she was on Joan of Arcadia. But she's from pretentious rich land in the great state of Massachusetts, and it is SUCH a pretentious rich land, so I know for a fact that she has all the tools and life experience necessary to play a snobby bitch.
- Awe. He doesn't get forgiveness, she just looks away and puts on her sexy glasses.
- "Good luck, Mom." Ugh. Suck-up.
- Um, weak application of a quote, dude. It's okay. You're pretty.
- Oh man, poor Ethan.
- lmfao, he is SO right. He totally called her on it. I love you, man.
- If he resigns, I will fucking cry. That's just too much of an obstacle between their love. I can't even deal with it.
- Morris, you are such a fucking badass.
- Awww. Mayer/Jack friendship times! THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE.
- I don't know, man. I think he's either being totally naive, or he's gonna fuck them over.
- OH SHIT. THAT IS EXCELLENT. MOTHERFUCKER. I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. Although I guess the police probably wouldn't knock.
- Oh man, now it's gonna look like Jack did it! AGAIN. God, the man just can't catch a single break.
- Now I'm depressed...after more than 12 hours of this guy being a total asshole, he finally gives us a reason to like him. And then he dies. LAME. That's just what terrorists do. They ruin our faith in supercool people.
- OH SHIT. It's like she crashed her parents' car and they're inside waiting for her. What a burn.
- Oh SHUT UP, Olivia. That's so false. You totally just did that so you could come in and save the day.
- STFU. I HATE YOU, OKAY? JUST...LEAVE. GET OUT OF MY LIFE, LIKE RIGHT NOW.
- Ugh, 4 minutes. I guess there's no more Cherry Jones fabulousness remaining in this episode. I guess I can deal. All the Ethan love really made up for it.
- LMFAO JACK, I LOVE YOU. WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME. A guy chases him, so he decides to roll over a building with a fucking tractor. Brilliant. BRILLIANT.
- I love a good fight. It would be much more sexy if they were both women and it was less realistic (I need to see a good roundhouse kick every now and then), but I guess this will suffice for now. I still have Lost.
- Now THAT was unrealistic. Thank you. Now I can go to bed satisfied.
- BALONEY! I missed you. JACK/BALONEY ASS-KICKING TIME NEXT WEEK! Promo for next week:
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MOTHERFUCKER. YOU CAN'T STOP THEIR LOVE!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
- OMG THERE IS PHYSICAL CONTACT. SHE LIKE, TOUCHES HIM ON THE WAIST OR SOMETHING. AT LEAST IF HE LEAVES FOREVER THERE WILL BE A NICE, VAGUELY SEXUAL/FRIENDLY GOODBYE.
- GAH. I'M GONNA GO CRY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A FANGIRL ON OCCASIONS LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF A BUMMER, BUT I THINK ANY EXCUSE FOR CAPSLOCK IS WORTH SOMETHING. IF ANYTHING, IT INSPIRES ME TO WRITE FIC. (I'm getting sick so I should probably not be up until 1 in the morning writing, but whateverrrrr, who cares?
Suddenly I have the urge to watch all the scenes in 7.08 that make me ship Allison/Colm Feore. I enjoy irony. lmfao btw, this is like the most emo, ridiculous song to listen to when shipping a couple that basically does not exist. It doesn't even apply, at all, in addition to being nothing but a symbol of the childhood of the girls in my generation. It makes me sound like a total moron/spaz, but it was the first thing I saw on iTunes. I kind of love how inappropriate it is. Pshh, whatever. BRING THE ALLISON/ETHAN LOVE.
lmfao I have the sudden urge to watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (the first thing I ever saw Ethan in, although I've seen him in a zillion things since then. He's like a "hey it's that guy" guy, except I never noticed how familiar he was, so not really). I hate that movie with a passion. The first one is one of my favorite movies, but...what a stupid idea for a sequel. Ace Ventura is funny because he goes against society's norms--in so many hilarious ways--so the idea of putting him in an environment where he's not weird at all just...defeats the purpose. When his weirdness is supposed to drive the plot and the audience's reactions to him, you can't just have him suddenly not be that weird without losing the interest of that audience. Okay, that was way too deep an analysis for a movie like that. Forgive me. But regardless, I want to watch it. I'm trying to remember...I know he's at the beginning of the movie, which makes him a suspect, but I can't remember if he was the one standing in front of the projector screen when Ace decides to have some fun and give him antlers. It might be the other guy. Hmm. Well, obviously I have an obligation to find out now. It would be wrong if I didn't watch it. Right?