RL/Queen of England & Twitter/Lost sexy times

Feb 12, 2009 23:03

Yesterday was pretty exhausting. I was up unnecessarily late studying for my intl gov test, and then I had to try and stay awake through so many classes and then I went straight to work and ended up staying until 9, just because I'm such a nice person. Which is why I'm bitching about it now, obviously.

I feel the need to share this...I had a dream that the Queen of England had Twitter and that she was using it to manipulate everyone. Not so much for governmental purposes but just for some cruel fun. I guess I was the daughter of someone who was elected president, and I was really bummed that we had to sit in our own little section at the inauguration ceremonies because I wanted to go chill with the queen, who was there for some reason. She kept doing this thing where she would get in a car on one side and then move over to the other side, and then when whoever she was riding with came around on the other side and couldn't get in because she was there, she would totally laugh at them.

illusory_thrill and I have been discussing the obvious romance that exists between John Locke and the fabulous Benjamin Linus. So far we (mostly I, as I think she fears their love) have decided upon the following details:
  1. They will get together in the final episode, a la Ross and Rachel (with all the same dialogue and everything).
  2. They will, naturally, get pregnant on that fateful night.
  3. They do butterfly kisses in the shower. (lmao how much do you guys hate me right now?)
  4. They have a pet octopus. Right now I like the name Judy. Or Gladys.
  5. They can only watch Oprah together, never apart.
  6. They have several hurdles to overcome. John always hogs the blankets when they're asleep (asshole!), and Ben cries during sex.
  7. They will get engaged after a year of officially being together. Ben will be playing the cello as he proposes (preferably in the form of a song).
Okay so, yeah, I don't ship them for reals, but there's definitely some connection there, so I really enjoy contemplating it and venturing into the absurd. IT'S FUN AND FABULOUS. :D

I just want to say how I love that I totally have NO issues with enjoying Michael when I kind of freaked out with Andre and started calling him Andre to deal with my denial. Michael might be slightly less creepy, and I guess Andre may have prepared me for future male fangirling to some extent. Whatever. I just love it. I feel like sometimes I get more ridiculous with certain fandoms, like I look at my fandom list and Michael is the last person on it and I just don't think I ever would have believed it a few months ago, never mind in 6th grade when I started fangirling in the first place. I think it's pretty awesome because I love changing and being flexible to new opportunities and everything, and this clearly demonstrates that. I used to be this shy little Julie Andrews fangirl who needed to be comforted by The Sound of Music or whatever and now I'm obsessed with someone completely out of my comfort zone (especially in gender) who plays a slightly crazy/brilliant person who enjoys living on an island in the middle of fucking nowhere, and plays mind games and manipulates everyone towards some kind of screwy utopian society. How awesome of an evolution is that, seriously?

This has been a wonderful time, but now I should probably go to bed because I have more school and then work tomorrow. But Saturday = freedom and all kinds of Lost-viewing. Or, you know, more homework. Either way, it'll probably end up being Lost-viewing rather than homework anyway.

work, college, željko ivanek, michael emerson, dreams, lost, politics

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