You know the really obnoxious MC from the pageant in Little Miss Sunshine? The guy who sang "America the Beautiful" in everyone's faces and chased Abigail Breslin around the stage?
He was on Friends! He was the guy working at the desk of the children's charity when Mike and Phoebe were trying to donate all their wedding money.
Finally all my life's questions are answered. lmao, no, seriously.
Stolen from jillkins THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1) Kelsey 2) Kelz 3) jillkins tends to just add random nouns to the end of my name and I'm down with that.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1) slinkigirl12 2) smellyoldguy81 3) the_bauers_suck lmfao, I'm pretty confident that my parents made some serious errors when they were raising me.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1) I can be quite humorous at times. 2) I love to discuss any and all topics in psychology/philosophy/politics and will continue to do so until all of my questions are answered. 3) I don't need much to be happy.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1) My tendency to procrastinate on absolutely everything. 2) The fact that I shake excessively whenever I try to sing in public despite not consciously being that nervous, and it kind of ruins whatever song I'm doing. 3) I worry about trivial things.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1) Irish 2) English 3) French Canadian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1) rapists/serial killers 2) scary creatures 3) Sarah Palin
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1) Gmail 2) LJ 3) bottled water
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1) sweatpants 2) socks 3) glasses
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment): 1) Patty Griffin 2) Ingrid Michaelson 3) Regina Spektor
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: 1) Dana Delany - Far From Home 2) Jenny Owen Youngs - Fuck Was I 3) Amy Adams & James Marsden - True Love's Kiss
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: 1) yoga 2) watching Bones 3) volunteering for a political campaign
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given): 1) sense of humor 2) the ability to relinquish the TV to me at any time 3) someone who's up for a fight over something trivial (I think Anne Bancroft said something about this. I can't find the quote right now, but essentially the idea is that it's great to fight because it's better to get through all that stuff than have a bunch of tension building up. I think it really works for me because naturally I'm a bitchy person and I need to be so comfortable with someone that I can be myself with.)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: 1) I enjoy driving slowly. 2) I hate wearing anything valuable in public. 3) It drives me nuts to have trash and not throw it away immediately.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1) a face that makes them look smart (wistful/curious facial expression, etc) 2) boobs, lmao. I try to be better than that, but I can't always avert my eyes. 3) dressing semi-conservatively
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: 1) whistle 2) purchase anything without overanalyzing it first 3) engage socially with people I don't know
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1) dancing 2) history 3) silence
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: 1) sleep 2) talk to someone 3) change my layout
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: 1) writing for scripted comedy television 2) history teacher 3) creating campaign ads for TV
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1) London 2) Canada 3) Washington D.C.
THREE KID'S NAMES: 1) Laura 2) Elizabeth 3) Elaine (I kind of just thought of those on the spot, but I actually like them.)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1) work with a really incredible actor, like one of those people who baffles me on a daily basis 2) write a movie or show about a topic in history 3) get a pilot picked up by a major network