24: 6x08, 6x09/ B&S SPOILER BLISS
1. Speaking of the previouslies. I love how Jack's dad is like "my son had a seizure!" it's like if he shot him and went "my son has been shot!" Which is kind of like the Jack/Miriam thing. Sexyyy.
2. Chloe awww.
3. Maserati. Ooh. Holly Harper has a Maserati. Sexy.
4. Dude, Morris, why don't you just jump out the car door while he's distracted? I guess at that speed it would probably hurt, but it'll be nothing compared to what they'll probably do to him. Even if he got shot, it might not be as bad.
5. Chloeee!
6. *sigh* Wayne, stop trying to be nice to the manipulative little bastard. Whore.
7. He rejected your proposals? Oh my god, I'm so shocked, Tom. I understand your feeling of betrayal. Go get a little diary with a lock and write emo ramblings in it.
8. YES. GO RESIGN, JACKASS. *high five* btw, how fucking useless is it that you want to do that like, an hour after you make Karen do it? She should come back and get her job. "Hey, Wayne, you don't happen to have my resignation around here, do you? I umm...made a slight typo; when I said "resign" what I really meant was "go have sex with my husband and you guys can come with me.""
9. Oh man, Morris. I love you. But fuck, that must hurt.
10. I'll put this in a B&S post later, but before I forget - Saul and Holly doing it in the back of her Maserati. In...my brain, presumably. Sexyyyyy. So many things are sexy tonight.
11. Prison Break preview: OMG IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
12. I love you, Chloe. Why are you the greatest fucking thing ever?
13. OMG SO CUTE JUST STANDING THERE ILY.
14. Assad might be my favorite ex-terrorist ever. I don't know, I think he's right. He's not gonna convert a bunch of terrorists by doing a press conference on US television; that's ridiculous.
15. OH SHIT OMG. FUCK. MORRIS!!! OMG THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. OH MAN. HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG. POOR MORRIS.
16. Um, excuse me, he didn't finish his letter of resignation? What an incompetent fool. Well...like boss, like...dude who he is boss to. What's the word for that? "Bitch" works, I suppose.
17. I thought he said "I'm simply amusing." That would have been awkward. Dude. It's sexy that Tom won't actually commit treason. It makes me almost not hate him. Although, P.S., he might want to draft that letter of resignation himself before something happens.
18. Oh shit, poor Morris.
19. Man, I love a good shooting thing
20. OMG CHLOE/MORRIS EEE. I HAVE BEEN SO CONVERTED BY NOW.
21. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There is a fucking ARMED NUKE. RIGHT THERE.
22. Why is this show so incredible?
23. Jack multitasking. ssssss.
24. Dude, Jack, don't get mad at him! Not everyone has your threshold for pain, where you can juts have your head cut off and be like "whoops."
25. Tom is scaring me. Crap. Shitttt. Seriously, I wish Karen was still around now, because she'd know something was up and KICK HIS ASS.
26. P.S. It annoys me that Karen wasn't in this at all. That fails.
1. Oh my god, I almost missed the previouslies. That would have been tragic. :P
2. Although I have to admit, I probably shouldn't be singing during them either. Damn that new commercial. Lettttt the sunnnn shiiiiiine...
3. Helicopters are so sexy. Thank god Graem died, because he'd be losing his arm right about now. I mean, he'd be in CTU custody, but he clearly just has a gift with them. Nobody else is skilled enough to lose an arm from a helicopter and then die from a falling one.
4. It's sexy when Bill says "Jack Bauer." Hell, it's sexy when Bill says anything. *has sex with him*
5. OMG CHLOE/MORRIS (btw if this is like their love theme, I'm in love with Sean Callery right now too. He's getting better at actually having love themes. Jack and Audrey's is amazing.
6. Wow, is this Jack's first time in CTU? OMG JACK AND CHLOE AWW. P.S. this music is pretty too.
7. Oh man, Chloe. I love you so much.
8. Way to do all your terrorist business inside CTU, man. Is he stealing money from his son? Oh, no, it's a picture. Okay. That's cool.
9. I think Jack should be able to sense terrorism now. Like gaydar, just...terrorismdar. Because that clearly makes sense. No, but seriously, he should be an expert at this point.
10. Kiefer is so sexy in the dark. ssssss.
11. Shut up, Jack's dad. Bitch.
12. Oh, Morris, please don't be emo. Chloe loves you. What the hell. Come on. Chloe O'Brien does not touch people at all. You should realize how important this is.
13. Bill, come on. Be nice. It's Jack Bauer, dude. Wow. I love you, Jack. I seriously love you so much right now. I love you too, Bill. You're so considerate and smart and like, one of the best people ever to run CTU. But you might want to stop screwing up, or your wife will never get another job. Well...I guess you'd never blackmail her. "Karen, resign right now or I'll tell them about that thing I did that you tried to cover up." Yeah, that would be effective.
14. Dude, I really want to see Breach. Dennis Haysbert. Awesome.
15. House preview: Man, I love Wilson just for existing in that way he exists.
16. Aw, Assad is such a great guy. Aw, Wayne. How sweet of you to take the VP's call in the same room as an ex-terrorist. That's like the ultimate show of acceptance. either that, or he's trying to manipulate Assad.
17. Oh shit, not this again. You'd better not pull the 25th again, assholes.
18. I think it's an official statement of this show that the Vice President can never, ever be trusted. Maybe they should just go without them. Or get Assad to be the VP. That would be sexy. It would be disturbing and the country would probably fall apart trying to understand it, but...it would be extremely sexy.
19. ARE YOU SERIOUS. OH NO. Don't you do ANYTHING to Assad. That's basically like...helping the terrorists. Don't even do it, Tom. At least with Karen around there was someone to glare at you all over the place. Oh man, I miss her so much.
20. Ohhh stupid woman. Stupid. STUPID GAHHH. Oh come on, Jack. That was such a sinister look he gave you through the glass. Please.
21. I fucking love you, Chloe. I love how she's just like "put your shirt on" And how she said he was pissing her off. I would seriously not have a problem with being in a relationship with someone exactly like her. It would make my life in this really hardcore way.
22. Chloe. I am having your babies right now. That is at the very least equal to all the other BRILLIANT slaps that have been on this show. Seriously...I love her so much, I'm basically about to cry right now.
23. STUPID WOMAN OMG. Jack is your only chance here, seriously. Remember when Michael Angarano's character's mom decided to call the cops and she saved his ass from Ahmed? Yeah. Just like that.
24. I'd be really freaked out if my grandfather was a terrorist. I mean, if he was my grandmother. GRANDFATHER. Wow, best typo ever, because obviously I wish Jack Bauer's dad was my grandmother. Anyway, yeah, I'd be twice as disturbed if my grandfather was. That would just be...so weird, because he's not even scary at all. He's pretty much the most innocent guy ever.
25. I'm kind of curious now. It's like a surprise. A present with wrapping paper. And...a bomb, apparently. So. Scary. OH MAN. THANK GOD JACK'S ALIVE. (PS - Milo in the field...pretty freaking awesome.)
Oh my god, next week is gonna be incredible. Why does life heart me so much? I love how a few days ago I'm like "I hate life. Just let me burst into flames right now" and, come 24...yeah. OH MY GOD SOMETHING ELSE INCREDIBLE HAPPENED.
OMFG. 1. REBECCA. 2. REBECCA LOOKING PISSED AT HOLLY. 3. PATRICIA IS SO HOT. 4. I'M GONNA HAVE SO MANY HIRES PICS OF HER IN A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS. 5. SAUL IS THERE. THAT'S RIGHT. SAUL MEETS REBECCA. HE AND HOLLY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER. OMG SAULY AND REBECCA IT'S LIKE THE MOST BRILLIANT THING EVER. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT.
LOOK AT THE BLISS OMG
My life has been officially owned.
To celebrate the owning of my life, check out this weird monkey gorilla thing I made. Thanks to RuPaul's blog. Naturally.
*sigh of bliss*
ETA: SARAH CLARKE HAS BEEN CAST FOR PILOT SEASON. LIKE, WITH XANDER.
2. Chloe awww.
3. Maserati. Ooh. Holly Harper has a Maserati. Sexy.
4. Dude, Morris, why don't you just jump out the car door while he's distracted? I guess at that speed it would probably hurt, but it'll be nothing compared to what they'll probably do to him. Even if he got shot, it might not be as bad.
5. Chloeee!
6. *sigh* Wayne, stop trying to be nice to the manipulative little bastard. Whore.
7. He rejected your proposals? Oh my god, I'm so shocked, Tom. I understand your feeling of betrayal. Go get a little diary with a lock and write emo ramblings in it.
8. YES. GO RESIGN, JACKASS. *high five* btw, how fucking useless is it that you want to do that like, an hour after you make Karen do it? She should come back and get her job. "Hey, Wayne, you don't happen to have my resignation around here, do you? I umm...made a slight typo; when I said "resign" what I really meant was "go have sex with my husband and you guys can come with me.""
9. Oh man, Morris. I love you. But fuck, that must hurt.
10. I'll put this in a B&S post later, but before I forget - Saul and Holly doing it in the back of her Maserati. In...my brain, presumably. Sexyyyyy. So many things are sexy tonight.
11. Prison Break preview: OMG IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
12. I love you, Chloe. Why are you the greatest fucking thing ever?
13. OMG SO CUTE JUST STANDING THERE ILY.
14. Assad might be my favorite ex-terrorist ever. I don't know, I think he's right. He's not gonna convert a bunch of terrorists by doing a press conference on US television; that's ridiculous.
15. OH SHIT OMG. FUCK. MORRIS!!! OMG THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. OH MAN. HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG. POOR MORRIS.
16. Um, excuse me, he didn't finish his letter of resignation? What an incompetent fool. Well...like boss, like...dude who he is boss to. What's the word for that? "Bitch" works, I suppose.
17. I thought he said "I'm simply amusing." That would have been awkward. Dude. It's sexy that Tom won't actually commit treason. It makes me almost not hate him. Although, P.S., he might want to draft that letter of resignation himself before something happens.
18. Oh shit, poor Morris.
19. Man, I love a good shooting thing
20. OMG CHLOE/MORRIS EEE. I HAVE BEEN SO CONVERTED BY NOW.
21. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There is a fucking ARMED NUKE. RIGHT THERE.
22. Why is this show so incredible?
23. Jack multitasking. ssssss.
24. Dude, Jack, don't get mad at him! Not everyone has your threshold for pain, where you can juts have your head cut off and be like "whoops."
25. Tom is scaring me. Crap. Shitttt. Seriously, I wish Karen was still around now, because she'd know something was up and KICK HIS ASS.
26. P.S. It annoys me that Karen wasn't in this at all. That fails.
1. Oh my god, I almost missed the previouslies. That would have been tragic. :P
2. Although I have to admit, I probably shouldn't be singing during them either. Damn that new commercial. Lettttt the sunnnn shiiiiiine...
3. Helicopters are so sexy. Thank god Graem died, because he'd be losing his arm right about now. I mean, he'd be in CTU custody, but he clearly just has a gift with them. Nobody else is skilled enough to lose an arm from a helicopter and then die from a falling one.
4. It's sexy when Bill says "Jack Bauer." Hell, it's sexy when Bill says anything. *has sex with him*
5. OMG CHLOE/MORRIS (btw if this is like their love theme, I'm in love with Sean Callery right now too. He's getting better at actually having love themes. Jack and Audrey's is amazing.
6. Wow, is this Jack's first time in CTU? OMG JACK AND CHLOE AWW. P.S. this music is pretty too.
7. Oh man, Chloe. I love you so much.
8. Way to do all your terrorist business inside CTU, man. Is he stealing money from his son? Oh, no, it's a picture. Okay. That's cool.
9. I think Jack should be able to sense terrorism now. Like gaydar, just...terrorismdar. Because that clearly makes sense. No, but seriously, he should be an expert at this point.
10. Kiefer is so sexy in the dark. ssssss.
11. Shut up, Jack's dad. Bitch.
12. Oh, Morris, please don't be emo. Chloe loves you. What the hell. Come on. Chloe O'Brien does not touch people at all. You should realize how important this is.
13. Bill, come on. Be nice. It's Jack Bauer, dude. Wow. I love you, Jack. I seriously love you so much right now. I love you too, Bill. You're so considerate and smart and like, one of the best people ever to run CTU. But you might want to stop screwing up, or your wife will never get another job. Well...I guess you'd never blackmail her. "Karen, resign right now or I'll tell them about that thing I did that you tried to cover up." Yeah, that would be effective.
14. Dude, I really want to see Breach. Dennis Haysbert. Awesome.
15. House preview: Man, I love Wilson just for existing in that way he exists.
16. Aw, Assad is such a great guy. Aw, Wayne. How sweet of you to take the VP's call in the same room as an ex-terrorist. That's like the ultimate show of acceptance. either that, or he's trying to manipulate Assad.
17. Oh shit, not this again. You'd better not pull the 25th again, assholes.
18. I think it's an official statement of this show that the Vice President can never, ever be trusted. Maybe they should just go without them. Or get Assad to be the VP. That would be sexy. It would be disturbing and the country would probably fall apart trying to understand it, but...it would be extremely sexy.
19. ARE YOU SERIOUS. OH NO. Don't you do ANYTHING to Assad. That's basically like...helping the terrorists. Don't even do it, Tom. At least with Karen around there was someone to glare at you all over the place. Oh man, I miss her so much.
20. Ohhh stupid woman. Stupid. STUPID GAHHH. Oh come on, Jack. That was such a sinister look he gave you through the glass. Please.
21. I fucking love you, Chloe. I love how she's just like "put your shirt on" And how she said he was pissing her off. I would seriously not have a problem with being in a relationship with someone exactly like her. It would make my life in this really hardcore way.
22. Chloe. I am having your babies right now. That is at the very least equal to all the other BRILLIANT slaps that have been on this show. Seriously...I love her so much, I'm basically about to cry right now.
23. STUPID WOMAN OMG. Jack is your only chance here, seriously. Remember when Michael Angarano's character's mom decided to call the cops and she saved his ass from Ahmed? Yeah. Just like that.
24. I'd be really freaked out if my grandfather was a terrorist. I mean, if he was my grandmother. GRANDFATHER. Wow, best typo ever, because obviously I wish Jack Bauer's dad was my grandmother. Anyway, yeah, I'd be twice as disturbed if my grandfather was. That would just be...so weird, because he's not even scary at all. He's pretty much the most innocent guy ever.
25. I'm kind of curious now. It's like a surprise. A present with wrapping paper. And...a bomb, apparently. So. Scary. OH MAN. THANK GOD JACK'S ALIVE. (PS - Milo in the field...pretty freaking awesome.)
Oh my god, next week is gonna be incredible. Why does life heart me so much? I love how a few days ago I'm like "I hate life. Just let me burst into flames right now" and, come 24...yeah. OH MY GOD SOMETHING ELSE INCREDIBLE HAPPENED.
OMFG. 1. REBECCA. 2. REBECCA LOOKING PISSED AT HOLLY. 3. PATRICIA IS SO HOT. 4. I'M GONNA HAVE SO MANY HIRES PICS OF HER IN A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS. 5. SAUL IS THERE. THAT'S RIGHT. SAUL MEETS REBECCA. HE AND HOLLY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER. OMG SAULY AND REBECCA IT'S LIKE THE MOST BRILLIANT THING EVER. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT.
LOOK AT THE BLISS OMG
My life has been officially owned.
To celebrate the owning of my life, check out this weird monkey gorilla thing I made. Thanks to RuPaul's blog. Naturally.
*sigh of bliss*
ETA: SARAH CLARKE HAS BEEN CAST FOR PILOT SEASON. LIKE, WITH XANDER.