i am a dork
haha you know you're a dork whennn you wake up and the first thing you do is shower, put a wifebeater on, grab a nicer shirt for afterwards, steal all the quarters out of the change bowl, pick up your little sister and go to the arcade. also, when every high score on the photo hunt game is you. also, when you threaten to burn the building down when the ddr machine is broken. i could go on but i'll stop for fear that i never get laid again.
by the way, can someone tell me why every girlfriend of every guy friend i have fucking loathes me? i'd love to know how a dorky giant girl who is more than friendly gets the red card without a second thought. i mean like, to the point where my name = a fight, i'm not supposed to hang out, pictures of us on myspace is beyond a sin and are forced to be deleted, and i get text msgs like "wow brit you're right, she DOES really fucking hate you." like seriously, i have a list of girls now just waiting to cut my brake lines. they should get together and have a party. aweessommmmmeeeeeee!
ohhh anyway, i realized i'm drinking far too much (who knew, right?) lately so i'm going to majorly majorly cut that shit down. on the plus side, i'm starting to work out and i think i'm going to grab a gym membership with my first paycheck. i also want to learn a bunch of new shit. i hate backpeddling and trying to relearn stuff i already knew cause i never do it right so i figure i might as well start fresh. i want to learn to dance (preferably swing), learn to play stand up bass, take a bartending course, get into culinary school, and perhaps learn a new language. maybe if i have a whole bunch of goals i'll actually accomplish some.
and i need a special buddy for sure. i definitely don't want to get involved with anyone right now cause i don't know, if i fall for another fucking retard anytime soon i might have strangle something cute. pretty much all i want is someone to chill with and have fun and then cuddle when i want it.
and for memory purposes: hung out with robby and sangarangadangalang tonight. went up to coney. "you are sooooooooo into yourself".
by the way, can someone tell me why every girlfriend of every guy friend i have fucking loathes me? i'd love to know how a dorky giant girl who is more than friendly gets the red card without a second thought. i mean like, to the point where my name = a fight, i'm not supposed to hang out, pictures of us on myspace is beyond a sin and are forced to be deleted, and i get text msgs like "wow brit you're right, she DOES really fucking hate you." like seriously, i have a list of girls now just waiting to cut my brake lines. they should get together and have a party. aweessommmmmeeeeeee!
ohhh anyway, i realized i'm drinking far too much (who knew, right?) lately so i'm going to majorly majorly cut that shit down. on the plus side, i'm starting to work out and i think i'm going to grab a gym membership with my first paycheck. i also want to learn a bunch of new shit. i hate backpeddling and trying to relearn stuff i already knew cause i never do it right so i figure i might as well start fresh. i want to learn to dance (preferably swing), learn to play stand up bass, take a bartending course, get into culinary school, and perhaps learn a new language. maybe if i have a whole bunch of goals i'll actually accomplish some.
and i need a special buddy for sure. i definitely don't want to get involved with anyone right now cause i don't know, if i fall for another fucking retard anytime soon i might have strangle something cute. pretty much all i want is someone to chill with and have fun and then cuddle when i want it.
and for memory purposes: hung out with robby and sangarangadangalang tonight. went up to coney. "you are sooooooooo into yourself".