christmas ahoy!
i'm currently writing this on my new laptop. it's pimp. i even have fingerprint recognition so just in case i wanted to have valuable documents and become a spy, i could. just in case.
i got back from boston/connecticut last night, which was fucking wicked. (har har har, "wicked" is like the only thing they say in connecticut)
events that stick out in my head:
upon arrival at the hannon house in connecticut, i ran upstairs to get changed and put my face on. when i came back down i fell down the last 5 stairs in front of the whole party. that was eveyone's first impression. hot tubbing. battling ryan and ben. ben giving me an atomic wedgie that straight up jacked my undies in half, and also biting my arm causing some sort of vessel to break and immediately turn into a bright blue bruise (which hours later was crazy purple yellow and blackish). getting wasted and lost on the subway. spitting a spicy pistacchio into a guy named mikey's eye. "workin on his fitness, we're a witness?" "ahhh!!!@# we're not going to make it!" (speaking to random naked dude) "ew, you have huge balls!" (cassie's step-brother's roommate, brandon, bringing her a piece of chicken while she's in bed sleeping) cass: "oh shit, hell yeah! thanks, matt!" (matt is her step-brother) brandon: "i'm not matt, i'm brandon.." cass: "well, you look just like him. thanks for the chicken now get the fuck out."
and of course there was way more but that's the highlights in my opinion so that's all you get.
i finally have enough money to lease a decent on my own. sometime between tomorrow and new years i should be picking up a car! i'm thinking an ion, but it depends on what kind of deals they have goin on.
i work tomorrow for the first time since the 19th. i so don't want to go. i just want to quit my jobs. buuuut i can't! whatev.
i hope everyone had a mildly awesome christmas.
i got back from boston/connecticut last night, which was fucking wicked. (har har har, "wicked" is like the only thing they say in connecticut)
events that stick out in my head:
upon arrival at the hannon house in connecticut, i ran upstairs to get changed and put my face on. when i came back down i fell down the last 5 stairs in front of the whole party. that was eveyone's first impression. hot tubbing. battling ryan and ben. ben giving me an atomic wedgie that straight up jacked my undies in half, and also biting my arm causing some sort of vessel to break and immediately turn into a bright blue bruise (which hours later was crazy purple yellow and blackish). getting wasted and lost on the subway. spitting a spicy pistacchio into a guy named mikey's eye. "workin on his fitness, we're a witness?" "ahhh!!!@# we're not going to make it!" (speaking to random naked dude) "ew, you have huge balls!" (cassie's step-brother's roommate, brandon, bringing her a piece of chicken while she's in bed sleeping) cass: "oh shit, hell yeah! thanks, matt!" (matt is her step-brother) brandon: "i'm not matt, i'm brandon.." cass: "well, you look just like him. thanks for the chicken now get the fuck out."
and of course there was way more but that's the highlights in my opinion so that's all you get.
i finally have enough money to lease a decent on my own. sometime between tomorrow and new years i should be picking up a car! i'm thinking an ion, but it depends on what kind of deals they have goin on.
i work tomorrow for the first time since the 19th. i so don't want to go. i just want to quit my jobs. buuuut i can't! whatev.
i hope everyone had a mildly awesome christmas.