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[when_in_me]

[Good morning, Mayfield! Today, those of you living on Benny Road can be treated to the sight of a shirtless Rome stretching on his roof. He is talking to himself quite shamelessly.]Whee! It's been so long since I was alive, I'd almost forgotten what it was like

Comments

[healforscience]

I like ze idea of burnink it down, but unfortunately, it vould just...reappear ze next day.

[when_in_me]

Yeah, they always seem to come back when you burn them. Eh, a few war elephants to put the fear of God in 'em, I think we could do it!

[healforscience]

Var elephants? Are you sure? Und nothing seems to intimidate ze police chief here.

[when_in_me]

In my experience, there are very few problems that elephants can't solve.

[supersizedpower]

[You seem familiar somehow but I can't quite place it...]

Darn right it's bad, but you can't just burn a town down that has people in it.

[when_in_me]

Oh, we can get all our guys out first. Nobody cares about the drones, do they?

[supersizedpower]

But there's nowhere but the town to go.

[when_in_me]

Oh yeah.

What if we only burned part of it.

[bornwithskison]

Long-haired barbarian?

[WELL. LET US THINK ABOUT THAT ONE FOR A SECOND...]

...Me?

[when_in_me]

Possibly. Are you an ugly treacherous jerk who attacks his friends because he's jealous of how cool they are?

[bornwithskison]

Only one--And he's not 'cool'. He's obnoxi--I'm not ugly.

[when_in_me]

Then you probably aren't the guy I'm talking about! Who are ya?

[wizardoftheweek]

To sack and burn a town isn't as effective in the modern world as it was in your time.

Though you seem to be attempting a positive outlook on the matter.

[when_in_me]

It beats being all sad and boring about it, don't ya think?

[wizardoftheweek]

I wouldn't know, really.

[bustydefense]

[And good morning to Rome too. Mia is on her way to work.]

[when_in_me]

[waving like a madman]

Hi!

[bustydefense]

[Mia looks around for the voice]

Oh, hello.

[when_in_me]

Where ya going?