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Jan 04, 2010 14:31

Eh? Eh? Hey, this is weird. Where am I? What is this crazy contraption I'm speaking into? Dur hur, my stupid caveman brain cannot comprehend your strange future technology, spacemen! Argh! Thinking hurts my skullmeats ( Read more... )

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is_an_island January 4 2010, 20:28:04 UTC

That's not even bloody logical.

when_in_me January 4 2010, 22:57:20 UTC

Of course it's logical, everyone knows Germania's mother is terrible in bed.

is_an_island January 4 2010, 22:59:25 UTC

Not that part, the part where you explain away years of your bloody fake life with getting drunk.

when_in_me January 4 2010, 23:07:46 UTC

Fake life? I resent that! How dare you insinuate that the love between me and this woman I don't remember ever meeting before is anything but pure and true!

is_an_island January 4 2010, 23:12:25 UTC

... Right. How dare I insinuate that you are anything but good and chaste.

Bloody hell, at least try to take this seriously, won't you?

when_in_me January 4 2010, 23:22:52 UTC

I bet you'd like that, hmm? "Ohohohoho, that dumb ol' Rome, he sure fell for my prank!" Nice try, God! I'm on to you!

is_an_island January 5 2010, 00:11:05 UTC

This isn't a prank!

And stop acting like this entire thing revolves around you!

when_in_me January 5 2010, 00:20:10 UTC

Hoho! That's exactly what the one with the big eyebrows would say. Your impressions have gotten really good, God!

is_an_island January 5 2010, 00:28:16 UTC

I'm not imitating anyone! Just listen to me and stop blabbering on to yourself, all right?

when_in_me January 5 2010, 01:00:08 UTC

Fine, I'll play along, I suppose. How's things? Are you keeping up with your schoolwork?

is_an_island January 5 2010, 03:17:57 UTC

I'm not a child! I don't even sound like one! Y-you idiot!

when_in_me January 5 2010, 03:22:28 UTC

Oh, my mistake! It just sounded as though you hadn't quite hit pub- No, no, nevermind, it must be my hearing going. How are you, mmm?

is_an_island January 5 2010, 03:24:32 UTC

Then you're losing your bloody hearing!

... And other than being in this town, I'm doing quite well. Not that you'll hear anything past what you want to hear, you duffer.

when_in_me January 5 2010, 03:30:54 UTC

I'm hurt! You wound me! Maybe I should sing a song to calm you down. In hell, the cooks are all English~

is_an_island January 5 2010, 03:32:02 UTC

Stop! Stop that! Stop that right this instant!

My cooking is perfectly fine. And... and I certainly wasn't hoping that you could try some of my scones or anything stupid like that because you're stupid and your face is stupid and my cooking is perfectly fine.

when_in_me January 5 2010, 03:39:36 UTC

Well, good thing you weren't, because I never would in a million years! If you were, I bet you'd be utterly crushed right now!

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