XIII; event post; action for wafels

[when_in_me]

[Rome is accustomed to waking up in weird places with beautiful women for no reason he can remember.

The tux, however, is new.]

Ehhh? Is this another game of the town's? This doesn't seem so bad. Kinda reminds me of the old days! Only one woman, though.

Hey, Belgium! Wake up!

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[wafels]

*Belgium is actually quite a heavy sleeper. So she stirs, mumbling a bit.* Huh? Whazzgoinon?

[when_in_me]

I dunno, but I think it might be sexy.

[wafels]

Sex...y? *That gets her attention. And she opens her eyes...

...and then bolts upright in bed at their dress.* G-gah! What's--?!

[when_in_me]

I didn't do it! Promise!

[wafels]

*She's in a very slinky red dress that she knows she didn't go to sleep in*

I--I know y'didn't. *Trying to cover herself* Is the town up to somethin' again?

[when_in_me]

I guess. Frankly I'm horrified and disgusted at this place for treating us like a bunch of oh hey free food. [scarfarfscarfscarf]

[wafels]

You could at least act a little worried, y'know!

[when_in_me]

Why? It won't get us out of here any faster.

[wafels]

*That's a good point. So she just sits down on the bed.* ...yeah. Yer right.

[when_in_me]

Hey, I don't think I can eat all this food by myself! [this is a hideous lie, but manners are important.] Dig in!

[wafels]

Well...

...whadda they got over there, anyway?

[when_in_me]

I dunno! Think it's American food. I don't know what you kids call this stuff, but it's damn good! [Rome appears to be eating a napkin.]

[wafels]

...that's, um.

It ain't food.

[when_in_me]

Oh yeah? Like you know so much about America. What is it, then?

[wafels]

Course I do! And it's just... paper! Y'use it to clean stuff up!

[when_in_me]

Oh.

Then what the hell have I been covering my lap with?