III
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Very scary, mmmhmm, very scary indeed. It's been a while since I've seen carnage on a scale like that, you know? Almost forgot what it was like.
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Hey, but c'mon, Mayfield, there's no need to show it all over the TVs like that. There are little kids watching! And England! We can't let them see nasty images like that, that's no good for them at all.
So, kids! Remember, all those people on the TVs were just playing. Also, that blood was just tomato sauce. So there's no reason to be scared!
And if anyone does try to hurt any of you, your Grandpa Rome and all the other grown-ups will protect you. (Except England. You might need to protect him.)
Very scary, mmmhmm, very scary indeed. It's been a while since I've seen carnage on a scale like that, you know? Almost forgot what it was like.
...
Hey, but c'mon, Mayfield, there's no need to show it all over the TVs like that. There are little kids watching! And England! We can't let them see nasty images like that, that's no good for them at all.
So, kids! Remember, all those people on the TVs were just playing. Also, that blood was just tomato sauce. So there's no reason to be scared!
And if anyone does try to hurt any of you, your Grandpa Rome and all the other grown-ups will protect you. (Except England. You might need to protect him.)