yet another of those horribly embaressing events which occur in my daily life
due to the fact that you all recieve enjoyment out of the very unfortunate and disastrous happenings in my everyday life, I thought I'll let u guys know what happened to me today. Im pretty sure you will utterly love this one, especially if u attend the lovely Archer school.
So today after school Marisa and I decided to go to Starbucks. I got my chai latte (which apparently has a shit load of milk in it). Anyways, my mom came to pick us up, and i still hadnt finished my delightful drink. I finally got to the car with my HUGE load of school crap and of course put the drink on top of the car to put my backpack etc inside. I specifically told myself, "Neda don't forget to pick up the drink," well yeah, thats EXACTLY what happened, I forgot to pick up the fucking drink. So I sat in the car, closed the door and we were off. As my mom made her way over the Archer bump, Mr. Stephens, the ENTIRE debate team + their moms full on turned around and looked at us. Now, what do u suppose my mother did? SHE WAVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! and they just stood there and stared. we thought that was odd but still kept going. After we got to the side of the front of the school, where the buses are and the exit gate is located, Marisa goes, "umm what is that?" Behold, there was a large drip of what appeared to be bird runs flowing down her window. Then she goes, "Neda, did u leave ur drink on the car?" Fucking shit. my mom stopped the car, with me stupidly hoping that the drink was still there. I opened the door and got out but noticed something jumping up and down from a distance. I looked closer and there was Ms. Bondock, who i also noticed is preg today....when did that happen? Anyhow, Ms. Bondock was jumping up and down, waving her arms and holding something. I directed my attention towards the top of the car. The only thing that remained was a puddle of milk which was dripping away at every direction. Pregnant Ms. Bondock had picked up my drink and was full on trying to get my attention. LOL! i was already embaressed enough, so i was like yeah right theres no way we are going back thur. I jumped in the car and we made a get away... i hope nothing bad happens with my now rotten milk on the archer driveway.
Does anyone notice how shit like this ONLY HAPPENS TO ME?!
The end.
So today after school Marisa and I decided to go to Starbucks. I got my chai latte (which apparently has a shit load of milk in it). Anyways, my mom came to pick us up, and i still hadnt finished my delightful drink. I finally got to the car with my HUGE load of school crap and of course put the drink on top of the car to put my backpack etc inside. I specifically told myself, "Neda don't forget to pick up the drink," well yeah, thats EXACTLY what happened, I forgot to pick up the fucking drink. So I sat in the car, closed the door and we were off. As my mom made her way over the Archer bump, Mr. Stephens, the ENTIRE debate team + their moms full on turned around and looked at us. Now, what do u suppose my mother did? SHE WAVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! and they just stood there and stared. we thought that was odd but still kept going. After we got to the side of the front of the school, where the buses are and the exit gate is located, Marisa goes, "umm what is that?" Behold, there was a large drip of what appeared to be bird runs flowing down her window. Then she goes, "Neda, did u leave ur drink on the car?" Fucking shit. my mom stopped the car, with me stupidly hoping that the drink was still there. I opened the door and got out but noticed something jumping up and down from a distance. I looked closer and there was Ms. Bondock, who i also noticed is preg today....when did that happen? Anyhow, Ms. Bondock was jumping up and down, waving her arms and holding something. I directed my attention towards the top of the car. The only thing that remained was a puddle of milk which was dripping away at every direction. Pregnant Ms. Bondock had picked up my drink and was full on trying to get my attention. LOL! i was already embaressed enough, so i was like yeah right theres no way we are going back thur. I jumped in the car and we made a get away... i hope nothing bad happens with my now rotten milk on the archer driveway.
Does anyone notice how shit like this ONLY HAPPENS TO ME?!
The end.