May 30, 2006 19:57
I saw my favorite family again at the museum the other day. Why do I like them so much? When I first met them, they were buying a "build-a-dino" kit:
FATHER: We're going to use this kit to build a dinosaur army and take over the world.
MOTHER: But dear, what if the dinosaurs rebell against us?
DAUGHTER: We'll just have to use the robat army we build last week to keep them under control.
FATHER: What if the robots rebell too?
DAUGHTER: We'll program them not to do that.